I hate you... You Parasite

[NightskyeB4Dawn]

Yep, that's marriage for you!

We have these insects called Scutigéres over here in France (House centipedes)




From Spring until end of October we have these things scurrying from time to time on the walls of our house.

They can bite (rarely) and one night I woke up with one half way into my mouth! That slap hurt I can tell you!

Respects

Rod

Dead... I would've been dead... I would have shit, pissed, puked, burped, and farted all over the place. No. Nuh-uh. Hell no man, no way. Only thing worse would have been a spider or roach going into my mouth. I'll kill, peel, and grill a snake all day long (They wander up from the back of my land all the time), I'll take on a wolf or a robber any day. I'll hunt or fish, I'll do any of that man shit. But if THAT son of a bitch in your picture crawls into my mouth, or a spider or a big waterbug roach, I'll burn the fucking house down to kill it. (excuse the dirty language)

Oh my, can I relate.

I was at a company picnic with my family back when I was about 16 years old. I became the first streaker in that little country town.

We were playing around at something, I don't remember what, when a bug flew down the back of my blouse. In trying to remove the blouse it fell down my bra, while trying to remove the bra, it fell in my pants. Off came the pants all the while, I am screaming and running towards the water to get it off of me.

Everyone was laughing too hard to help me. I too am one of those people that can't stand anything that creeps, crawls, or flies, anywhere on my person. I completely lose it.