08-28-2019, 05:31 AM
I had bedbugs once. The little bastards are not content to bite you once, they crawl along biting as they go, and that leaves a straight line of bites, which is how you recognize them, and diagnose an infestation. I started researching how to get rid of them, and it is allegedly very difficult to do, but after about a week they all mysteriously disappeared without me having to do anything at all...
Apparently, my blood is toxic to bedbugs. Probably too much testosterone, and they must've got testosterone poisoning.
... and that is proof positive that bedbugs are Leftists.
True story.
Apparently, my blood is toxic to bedbugs. Probably too much testosterone, and they must've got testosterone poisoning.
... and that is proof positive that bedbugs are Leftists.
True story.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’