05-07-2019, 10:20 PM
Thomas sits outside on a bench with a cell phone.. He has ear plugs in with his eyes closed..
Victoria, Fortuna, and Jorel walk over quietly..
“So.. Is.. It true,” Jorel’s african features clearly show.. He gets hit in the arm, “What.. I want to know is if the sorting hat put him in Slytherin from across the room?”
“It did,” Thomas takes out the ear plugs..”Is.. Is Gloria OK?I..”
Fortuna moves her jet black hair, “She.. You destroyed her.. Completely.. She is in the infirmary.. ”
“The ministry wants to speak with you,” Victoria smiles.. Moving her light brown hair”They.. They are afraid of you .. And it was confirmed you st eleven or twelve used no magic.. You really do Not remember the third wizarding war..”
“Vickie.. To me it was still 1989,” thomas took a deep breath..
Fortuna nods to Jorel as he takes out a globe.
“We.. We’re not trying .. We want to show you something,” Victoria responded..
Jorel holds the globe, “Imagius..”
Thomas watches the globe as an armored figure with a green cloak attacks several Aurors.. Music comes from the globe..
“Wow.. I grow up to be Dr. Doom,” Thomas is wide eyed.. “No.. That.. Looks tron like..”
“No wand,” Fortuna whispers.. “That was bad a$$..”
The kids watch as Auror after Auror go down from the one man assualt..
“American, Japanese, Russian, Isreali, African,” Victoria Dursley points out the countries of origin of the Aurors.. “You.. By yourself..”
“You took on the whole wizarding community, “Jorel spoke with pride.. “They tried to escape but.. You put up those weird things.. The could not leave.. This is from when you kidnapped the Minister for Magic..”
Fortuna, Jorel, and Victoria sing along with the globe, “Well I’m back. Yes.. I’m back.”
“AC DC,” Thomas chuckles.. “A muggle band..”
The globe stops and Jorel makes it disappear..
“I.. Wow.. ” Thomas takes a deep breath, “Those spells the Aurors were casting.. They hit shields.. Those little robots..”
“They are called drones,” Victoria whispered.. “Do you know how you did that?”
“We need to find out.. I mean,” Thomas sighed.. “I.. Why are y’all being nice to me?”
Fortuna looked at Jorel.. Jorel nodded yes.. Victoria nodded yes..
“We are the Frightful,” Fortuna smiled politely.. “Right now we are three.. My grandfather is a death eater Barty Crouch Jr… My dad was ..” Fortuna took a deep breath.. Her Indian heritage shows, “Long story.. ”
“My Aunt is Dolores Umbridge.. A former member of Voldemorts army..”Jorel looked down, “They.. they use it against me all the time..”
“My first cousin is,” Victoria whispers.. “Harry Potter.. The harry Potter.. I found out why he is a little distant.”
Thomas smiles and sticks his hand out, “I am Thomas Elliot Carthen.. My older self started the third wizarding war.. I.. I have a daughter.. Life is F#$%ed up..”
Victoria, Fortuna, and Jorel stick there hands out with smiles, “Life is f#$%ed up..”
“So.. We are the losers brigade..” Thomas chuckles, “I.. ” Pausing, “So.. What dis I miss in Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr. Who, Transformers, Thundercats, and my saturday morning cartoons?”
“What is saturday morning cartoons,” Victoria asked confused..
“On the tv.. I mean I had to move the Antenna ever so often to get a good signal,” Thomas looks at the three of them.. “Wait.. You mean there is no more saturday morning cartoons?”
Thomas had a tear in his eye..
“Bro..” Jorel smiles,” Their are whole cable channels dedicated to cartoons..”
Fortuna takes his phone,” This.. this model is not even out yet.. ” she leans in close missing Thomas taking a deep breath, “This is called an icon.. You have.. Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, CW, CBS all access, YouTube Premium, Discord, Twitch….”
Victoria leans in, “wow.. You.. ” Victoria tapps on the screen, “You have a playlist.. ”
“What is the little envelope,” Thoma ask..
All three respond, “E-mail.. duh..” After a second, “O…”
Fortuna clicks the email..
“Dont do that,” Victoria calls out..
Fortuna drops the phone when the same armored figure from the globe pops out..
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“Greetings.. ” The armored figure smiles, “I am a hologram.. Little me.. I heard you made friends.. Fortuna Crouch of Hufflepuff, Victoria dursley of Griffindor, and Jorel Umbridge of Ravenclaw.. I am Thomas Elliot Carthen. The elder.”
Victoria swallows hard as all three speak, “Mr. carthen..”
“I do not have a lot of time.. ” The phone sparks, “Relax little phone.. Listen to me.. I.. The me you see has no clue.. He is gonna need your help.. Mistakes have been made.. A large one.. Or thirty..”
Artemis walks out to the open area and sees the armored figure.. “Father,” tears fall..
“Hello baby girl. I am sorry I was not there for you.. But I was obliviated by that C#$% o..” The older Thomas Chuckles as Minerva McGonagal comes out.. “It is not important.. I love you Artemis.. I am proud of you.. You take after your grandfather.. He was a good man.. Brush your teeth.. Do your home work.. ”
“Sir,” Jorel looks scared..
“I do not have a lot of time.. Watch each other’s back.. And My younger self has yours..” The older Armored man sighs as the phone sparks, “Listen to me.. Things are going to get bad.. I detected a series of psychohistorical crisises..” the younger Thomas was wide eyed, ” Yes.. We created psychohistory.. A working model.. We moved the goal post .03%. It should be suffecient..”
“Mr. Carthen,” McGonagal was joined by Hermione and Lucius..
“T. E. .. Dont be mad at Athena.. She is a good woman we did not exactly.. Mistakes..” The Hologram spoke, “And.. If Artemis’s boyfriend makes her cry.. Kill him.. ” The older Armored hologram bends down, ” You will have to walk her down the isle for me.. Remember you four.. I did not even become a wizard until I was thirty five.. I never really had that many friends.. It looks like I do now..” Sticking out his hand, “Noblese Oblige My Frightful Friends..”
All four kids excitedly put there hands in, “Noblese Oblige..”
The older Thomas drew his hand back as did the kids.. When he went boom, the cell phone started melting as a green flame emerged..
Thomas saw the adults eyes on him, “So this boyfriend of yours.. Do.. Do I get to meet him?”
“No.. Thomas.. How did you get the cell phone,” Artemis responds?
“What’s a cell phone,” thomas looks down at the pile of goo.. “My digital boom box.. ”
Jorel hit his head, “Yes.. That was a cell phone..”
“Artemis.. I do have a question,” Thomas had a look in his eyes.. “What is porn hub? I saw the little avatar for it.. Is it..”
“I will explain it later,” Fortuna smiles.. “The internet is for porn..”
“Mr. Carthen..” Hermione took a deep breath, “Your presence is required at the ministry.. As is Yours Ms. Lestrange..”
“Madam Minister,” Artemis swallowed hard…
“Your grandfather and mother are… A few issues have arose in a sub committee..” Hermione shook her head, “Ms. Crouch , Ms. Dursley, and Mr. Umbridge.. You will have to come with me.. You will have to testify to the message the older Carthen left..”
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Victoria, Fortuna, and Jorel walk over quietly..
“So.. Is.. It true,” Jorel’s african features clearly show.. He gets hit in the arm, “What.. I want to know is if the sorting hat put him in Slytherin from across the room?”
“It did,” Thomas takes out the ear plugs..”Is.. Is Gloria OK?I..”
Fortuna moves her jet black hair, “She.. You destroyed her.. Completely.. She is in the infirmary.. ”
“The ministry wants to speak with you,” Victoria smiles.. Moving her light brown hair”They.. They are afraid of you .. And it was confirmed you st eleven or twelve used no magic.. You really do Not remember the third wizarding war..”
“Vickie.. To me it was still 1989,” thomas took a deep breath..
Fortuna nods to Jorel as he takes out a globe.
“We.. We’re not trying .. We want to show you something,” Victoria responded..
Jorel holds the globe, “Imagius..”
Thomas watches the globe as an armored figure with a green cloak attacks several Aurors.. Music comes from the globe..
“Wow.. I grow up to be Dr. Doom,” Thomas is wide eyed.. “No.. That.. Looks tron like..”
“No wand,” Fortuna whispers.. “That was bad a$$..”
The kids watch as Auror after Auror go down from the one man assualt..
“American, Japanese, Russian, Isreali, African,” Victoria Dursley points out the countries of origin of the Aurors.. “You.. By yourself..”
“You took on the whole wizarding community, “Jorel spoke with pride.. “They tried to escape but.. You put up those weird things.. The could not leave.. This is from when you kidnapped the Minister for Magic..”
Fortuna, Jorel, and Victoria sing along with the globe, “Well I’m back. Yes.. I’m back.”
“AC DC,” Thomas chuckles.. “A muggle band..”
The globe stops and Jorel makes it disappear..
“I.. Wow.. ” Thomas takes a deep breath, “Those spells the Aurors were casting.. They hit shields.. Those little robots..”
“They are called drones,” Victoria whispered.. “Do you know how you did that?”
“We need to find out.. I mean,” Thomas sighed.. “I.. Why are y’all being nice to me?”
Fortuna looked at Jorel.. Jorel nodded yes.. Victoria nodded yes..
“We are the Frightful,” Fortuna smiled politely.. “Right now we are three.. My grandfather is a death eater Barty Crouch Jr… My dad was ..” Fortuna took a deep breath.. Her Indian heritage shows, “Long story.. ”
“My Aunt is Dolores Umbridge.. A former member of Voldemorts army..”Jorel looked down, “They.. they use it against me all the time..”
“My first cousin is,” Victoria whispers.. “Harry Potter.. The harry Potter.. I found out why he is a little distant.”
Thomas smiles and sticks his hand out, “I am Thomas Elliot Carthen.. My older self started the third wizarding war.. I.. I have a daughter.. Life is F#$%ed up..”
Victoria, Fortuna, and Jorel stick there hands out with smiles, “Life is f#$%ed up..”
“So.. We are the losers brigade..” Thomas chuckles, “I.. ” Pausing, “So.. What dis I miss in Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr. Who, Transformers, Thundercats, and my saturday morning cartoons?”
“What is saturday morning cartoons,” Victoria asked confused..
“On the tv.. I mean I had to move the Antenna ever so often to get a good signal,” Thomas looks at the three of them.. “Wait.. You mean there is no more saturday morning cartoons?”
Thomas had a tear in his eye..
“Bro..” Jorel smiles,” Their are whole cable channels dedicated to cartoons..”
Fortuna takes his phone,” This.. this model is not even out yet.. ” she leans in close missing Thomas taking a deep breath, “This is called an icon.. You have.. Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, CW, CBS all access, YouTube Premium, Discord, Twitch….”
Victoria leans in, “wow.. You.. ” Victoria tapps on the screen, “You have a playlist.. ”
“What is the little envelope,” Thoma ask..
All three respond, “E-mail.. duh..” After a second, “O…”
Fortuna clicks the email..
“Dont do that,” Victoria calls out..
Fortuna drops the phone when the same armored figure from the globe pops out..
“Greetings.. ” The armored figure smiles, “I am a hologram.. Little me.. I heard you made friends.. Fortuna Crouch of Hufflepuff, Victoria dursley of Griffindor, and Jorel Umbridge of Ravenclaw.. I am Thomas Elliot Carthen. The elder.”
Victoria swallows hard as all three speak, “Mr. carthen..”
“I do not have a lot of time.. ” The phone sparks, “Relax little phone.. Listen to me.. I.. The me you see has no clue.. He is gonna need your help.. Mistakes have been made.. A large one.. Or thirty..”
Artemis walks out to the open area and sees the armored figure.. “Father,” tears fall..
“Hello baby girl. I am sorry I was not there for you.. But I was obliviated by that C#$% o..” The older Thomas Chuckles as Minerva McGonagal comes out.. “It is not important.. I love you Artemis.. I am proud of you.. You take after your grandfather.. He was a good man.. Brush your teeth.. Do your home work.. ”
“Sir,” Jorel looks scared..
“I do not have a lot of time.. Watch each other’s back.. And My younger self has yours..” The older Armored man sighs as the phone sparks, “Listen to me.. Things are going to get bad.. I detected a series of psychohistorical crisises..” the younger Thomas was wide eyed, ” Yes.. We created psychohistory.. A working model.. We moved the goal post .03%. It should be suffecient..”
“Mr. Carthen,” McGonagal was joined by Hermione and Lucius..
“T. E. .. Dont be mad at Athena.. She is a good woman we did not exactly.. Mistakes..” The Hologram spoke, “And.. If Artemis’s boyfriend makes her cry.. Kill him.. ” The older Armored hologram bends down, ” You will have to walk her down the isle for me.. Remember you four.. I did not even become a wizard until I was thirty five.. I never really had that many friends.. It looks like I do now..” Sticking out his hand, “Noblese Oblige My Frightful Friends..”
All four kids excitedly put there hands in, “Noblese Oblige..”
The older Thomas drew his hand back as did the kids.. When he went boom, the cell phone started melting as a green flame emerged..
Thomas saw the adults eyes on him, “So this boyfriend of yours.. Do.. Do I get to meet him?”
“No.. Thomas.. How did you get the cell phone,” Artemis responds?
“What’s a cell phone,” thomas looks down at the pile of goo.. “My digital boom box.. ”
Jorel hit his head, “Yes.. That was a cell phone..”
“Artemis.. I do have a question,” Thomas had a look in his eyes.. “What is porn hub? I saw the little avatar for it.. Is it..”
“I will explain it later,” Fortuna smiles.. “The internet is for porn..”
“Mr. Carthen..” Hermione took a deep breath, “Your presence is required at the ministry.. As is Yours Ms. Lestrange..”
“Madam Minister,” Artemis swallowed hard…
“Your grandfather and mother are… A few issues have arose in a sub committee..” Hermione shook her head, “Ms. Crouch , Ms. Dursley, and Mr. Umbridge.. You will have to come with me.. You will have to testify to the message the older Carthen left..”
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