Little Johnny is growing up

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Chuck Schumer and a few of his staff members were visiting an elementary
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> > school and the class was studying vocabulary.
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> > The teacher was in the middle of a discussion related to words, their
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> > meanings, and proper usage.
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> > The
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> > teacher asked Senator Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion
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> > on the word "Tragedy".
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> > So
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> > Mr. Schumer asked the class for an example of a "Tragedy".
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> > A
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> > little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
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> > farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills
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> > him, that would be a tragedy."
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> > "Incorrect," said Schumer.  "That would be an accident."
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> > A
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> > little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying fifty children
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> > drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a
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> > tragedy." "I'm afraid not", explained Schumer, "That's what we would
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> > refer to as a great loss."
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> > The
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> > room went silent - no other children volunteered.  Schumer searched
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> > the room, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
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> > tragedy?"
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> > Finally,
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> > at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand and
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> > said: "If an airplane carrying you, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Dick
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> > Durban, Adam Schiff, Richard Blumenthal, Barack Obama, and Hillary
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> > Clinton was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would
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> > be a tragedy."
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> > "Fantastic,"
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> > exclaimed Schumer, "And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
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> > "Well,"
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> > said Little Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy... because it certainly
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> > wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an unplanned
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> > accident either!"
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> > Little
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> > Johnny and his parents are now included in Robert Mueller's
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> > investigation. And both of Schumer's staff members who laughed out
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> > loud are now looking for other employment.