06-21-2020, 03:02 AM
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like a new bike, a My Little Pony playset, a racially diverse Barbie with a gender non-conforming Ken to be her friend and a new daddy because mine ran off with my Aunt Becky and my mom is doing a lot of crystal meth and maybe a chicken too because she keeps saying something about not getting laid?
This year I’ll be sure to leave the cookie edibles and single malt on the mantle by my stocking where you can’t miss it.
Thank you for reading my letter,
Sally
PS
Mom would like a carton of Camels too if it’s not too much?
For Christmas I would like a new bike, a My Little Pony playset, a racially diverse Barbie with a gender non-conforming Ken to be her friend and a new daddy because mine ran off with my Aunt Becky and my mom is doing a lot of crystal meth and maybe a chicken too because she keeps saying something about not getting laid?
This year I’ll be sure to leave the cookie edibles and single malt on the mantle by my stocking where you can’t miss it.
Thank you for reading my letter,
Sally
PS
Mom would like a carton of Camels too if it’s not too much?
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