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I believe cats are descended from a planet other than Earth
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LOL, dunno about that, but my cat (male) is only friendly towards female humans. His paws are lightning quick lethal weapons and unlike dogs, cats are highly psychological and yes, will over time eventually own your ass. When it's feeding time you best drop everything otherwise he goes into a howling meow'ing followed by head butting my lower legs and if still ignored goes into attack mode. He changes up where he sleeps every month and despite the 10 places I don't mind, he often ends up where I don't want him lying on. Every now and then I have to show him who is boss which sometimes ends up in a blood bath. When he goes into hunt mode at night, look out. Though he does kill all the mice, flies, & moths. So, other than that he's very well house trained.
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RE: I believe cats are descended from a planet other than Earth - by EndtheMadnessNow - 06-21-2022, 12:30 AM

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