03-30-2022, 01:05 AM
(03-30-2022, 12:37 AM)Grace Wrote:(03-29-2022, 09:54 PM)Ninurta Wrote:(03-29-2022, 09:47 PM)kdog Wrote:(03-29-2022, 09:01 PM)Grace Wrote:(03-28-2022, 11:47 PM)kdog Wrote: It's all my fault. Putting elevators in for 34 years made all the later generations fat.
Before that, people were skinny because they had to take the stairs.
I need an elevator to my basement... Feeling helpful? Hahaha hahaha
Oh, I could rig up something from materials from Harbor Freight, but you need to sign a waiver releasing me from any liability.
I've got some old polypropylene rope and a section of 2x10 for a seat, so all you'd have to get from Harbor Freight would be the pulleys...
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Cheapskate... Lol
I believe the word you're really looking for is "frugal" - I get that from the Scottish blood in my veins...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’