03-21-2022, 05:18 PM
From the Babylon Bee:
Right now, President Biden is busy making a "pros and cons" list for starting World War III. You may think WWIII would be a bad thing, but it might not be ALL bad! Try to look at the bright side, you pessimist!
Here are 8 good reasons to enter WWIII today:
1) You'll finally have something interesting to talk about when strangers make small-talk: Finally, something to talk about besides the weather!
2) A good world war will straighten out all those lazy Millennials: It's about time those darned lazy Millenials stopped watching the YouTube and did something useful. We're tired of Grandma and Grandpa shoving that whole "greatest generation" thing in our faces, seriously.
3) We can just let the women do all the fighting now: It is, after all, the current year.
4) Everyone's been waiting a long time for the exciting conclusion of the World War trilogy: We've been in suspense for decades. It's time for the epic finale.
More at link: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-best-reaso...-iii-today
Feel free to add your own reasons, but remember, no pessimism!
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9.) We could finally drain the swamp!
Right now, President Biden is busy making a "pros and cons" list for starting World War III. You may think WWIII would be a bad thing, but it might not be ALL bad! Try to look at the bright side, you pessimist!
Here are 8 good reasons to enter WWIII today:
1) You'll finally have something interesting to talk about when strangers make small-talk: Finally, something to talk about besides the weather!
2) A good world war will straighten out all those lazy Millennials: It's about time those darned lazy Millenials stopped watching the YouTube and did something useful. We're tired of Grandma and Grandpa shoving that whole "greatest generation" thing in our faces, seriously.
3) We can just let the women do all the fighting now: It is, after all, the current year.
4) Everyone's been waiting a long time for the exciting conclusion of the World War trilogy: We've been in suspense for decades. It's time for the epic finale.
More at link: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-best-reaso...-iii-today
Feel free to add your own reasons, but remember, no pessimism!
9.) We could finally drain the swamp!