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The girl, the Lion, and the Biker
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Quote:A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
 
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
 
A newspaper reporter was there and watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most

gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life. 
 
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'
 
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?' 
 
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and ............I'm voting for Donald Trump". 
 
The journalist leaves abruptly.
 
The following morning, the biker buys the paper the reporter works for, to see if it indeed, brings news of his actions, and he reads, on the front page:
 
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH.
 
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!


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The girl, the Lion, and the Biker - by 727Sky - 08-22-2016, 10:48 AM
RE: The girl, the Lion, and the Biker - by senona - 08-23-2016, 01:05 AM
RE: The girl, the Lion, and the Biker - by guohua - 08-23-2016, 06:50 AM

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