08-18-2016, 10:36 PM
Seriously?
Someone thinks CERN shut 'er down over a 7.0 earthquake on the other side of the planet from them?
Seriously?
In Vanuatu?
How would they even know about an earthquake that small in geological terms on the other side of the planet? Did some guy in Vanuatu leave the beach long enough to go inside his beach shack, call up CERN, and ask "What the hell do you guys thing you're doing over there? You nearly made me spill my Pina Colada! Knock it the hell off, will ya?"
Fact: earthquakes happen every day, nearly every hour. If CERN were to shut down over earthquakes, they'd never fire it back up.
Someone thinks CERN shut 'er down over a 7.0 earthquake on the other side of the planet from them?
Seriously?
In Vanuatu?
How would they even know about an earthquake that small in geological terms on the other side of the planet? Did some guy in Vanuatu leave the beach long enough to go inside his beach shack, call up CERN, and ask "What the hell do you guys thing you're doing over there? You nearly made me spill my Pina Colada! Knock it the hell off, will ya?"
Fact: earthquakes happen every day, nearly every hour. If CERN were to shut down over earthquakes, they'd never fire it back up.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’