Yes. Offend Everyone!

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The Adventures Of Lura Spinayarn

Chapter Two, The Truth about Head Band Feathers

about a week after chief Bow and the tribe moved onto the  reservation and started adjusting to their new life there, Lura Spinayarn paid a visit to what she thought was her new found friend and try to get another interview.
as they were sitting in front of the fire in his new tee pee, Lura asked him,
Chief Bow, i noticed that all the young braves have just one or two feathers on their headbands, some of the middle age braves have  four or five,the old braves have six or seven, and you have like a hundred, why is that?
Chief Bow answered, the number of feathers shows how many squaws brave has banged, then he stood up and again started pounding his chest and said Me Fuck Em All.
Lura replied, there's no need to get hostile.
Chief Bow said again while pounding his chest, hoss style, cow style, pig style, dog style, Me Fuck Em All.
Lura gasped, Oh Dear1
Chief Bow said, No fuck deer, assholes to high, fuckers run to fast.