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So, my son ...
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Hooks up with this social media 'influencer'.  That's who she is.  That's all she does.  He says when they get nekkid ... she just lies there like a corpse.  Basically, this girl has absolutely zero to offer to the world except her looks and and excerpts from her life and how she spends his money.

My son, of course, is never a feature of what she posts to Social Media (can't break that bubble and make herself seem unavailable to the other 'nerds' who read the drivel she posts).  So, my wife ... goes over to Korea to break them up.  She's not exactly successful, but she drives in the wedge.  The damage _is_ done.  Now it'll only take time.  About a year into this relationship, my son has grown weary of being the only contributor to the relationship.  The straw that breaks the camel's back is the day he has to clean up a spill in the kitchen ... which leads to him having to clean-up the whole house.  Seems she's now too good to clean the house as they had agreed.

So he kicks her out.  Her 'grocery cart' full of belongings can stay ... for a month ... until she gets her 'own place' (like that could ever happen with someone perpetually unemployed).  But, my kid's a good kid and keeps his end of the bargain.  5 weeks later she shows up to collect her kewpie dolls and the new laptop my son had gifted her.  And another month passes.

Then, this dumb leach decides that to get even with my son for ending a good thing (for her) ... that she'll make and send him a sex tape of her and her new courtier ... him ravaging her doggy-style from five or six different camera angles.  Little does she know, that he's got a backdoor into the laptop she carried away, and access to her Social Media account passwords.  So, in addition to promoting the video on her Social Media accounts when she's off-line, he e-mailed a copy of the video to her dad's boss.  He laffs and laffs because she's yet to figure out why she's got this newly formed army of followers and a bunch of old men offering her jobs.

I think this is where the story ends ... but, life ... ya know?  It may get even better.
'Cause if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box
You better run!


Messages In This Thread
So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-19-2020, 02:30 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by beez - 07-19-2020, 02:50 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-19-2020, 03:23 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by FauxMulder - 07-19-2020, 03:13 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-19-2020, 03:24 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by FauxMulder - 07-19-2020, 03:28 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by IAMTAT - 07-19-2020, 04:16 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-19-2020, 09:38 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by ChiefD - 07-19-2020, 05:03 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-19-2020, 09:47 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by Nomnomine - 07-19-2020, 05:21 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by projectvxn - 07-19-2020, 11:44 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-19-2020, 11:59 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by projectvxn - 07-20-2020, 12:22 AM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-20-2020, 12:51 AM
RE: So, my son ... - by Ninurta - 07-20-2020, 06:52 AM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-20-2020, 03:25 PM
RE: So, my son ... - by MisterSpock - 07-20-2020, 07:21 AM
RE: So, my son ... - by Snarl - 07-20-2020, 03:26 PM

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