The NEXT Wacko Movement?

[Wallfire]

Yes the next religion will be the worship of the "Great Vibrator". 

It makes sense. The lack of background vibrations in the Earth's crust clearly has had an impact on the rising feminine ire present in households around the world!

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I thought it was the invention of Rechargeable Batteries 

Well the "Great Vibrator" will need rechargeable batteries 

We'll have to make the recharger solar so that Greta doesn't blow a gasket!


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But but what if its night time or a cloudy day ?? guess we will all have to find the art of handcraft again