Day 9 of COVID-19 Panic-demic: Woke up this morning and checked the weather. it said "Partly-cloudy, 50% chance of apocalypse", which kinda sets the tone for the day, if you ask me.
I'm experimenting with internals sanitizer, since hand sanitizer is already covered, and the virus has to get inside some way before it can zombiefy you. If you kill it there, problem solved, right? The CDC insists that a product must be 60% alcohol to sanitize, so I'm experimenting with 151 proof rum, because it's 75.5% alcohol. I tried adding Tapatio hot sauce to the mix, as I'm certain no virus can live throught that. My eyebrows should grow back in 6 weeks or so.
More to come as the urgent Panic-demic unfolds...
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I'm experimenting with internals sanitizer, since hand sanitizer is already covered, and the virus has to get inside some way before it can zombiefy you. If you kill it there, problem solved, right? The CDC insists that a product must be 60% alcohol to sanitize, so I'm experimenting with 151 proof rum, because it's 75.5% alcohol. I tried adding Tapatio hot sauce to the mix, as I'm certain no virus can live throught that. My eyebrows should grow back in 6 weeks or so.
More to come as the urgent Panic-demic unfolds...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’