07-11-2020, 02:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-11-2020, 02:18 AM by hounddoghowlie.)
one day in school little johnny's teacher was having the kids say a word that started with the letters of the alphabet.
every time she would say a letter little johnny's hand shot up like a rocket.
she didn't want to call on little johnny because he cussed like a sailor and she knew he would say a cuss word.
she went all the way through the alphabet until she got to R.
sure enough little johnny's hand went up.
she thought about it for a minute, couldn't think of any cuss words that started with R so she called on him.
without blinking a eye little johnny blurted out, Rat
a god damn Rat,
a god damn Rat with a dick this long (holding his hands out, like someone telling a fishing story)
every time she would say a letter little johnny's hand shot up like a rocket.
she didn't want to call on little johnny because he cussed like a sailor and she knew he would say a cuss word.
she went all the way through the alphabet until she got to R.
sure enough little johnny's hand went up.
she thought about it for a minute, couldn't think of any cuss words that started with R so she called on him.
without blinking a eye little johnny blurted out, Rat
a god damn Rat,
a god damn Rat with a dick this long (holding his hands out, like someone telling a fishing story)