(JANWC) Operation SledgeHammer: Long Arm of the Law by Armonica_Templar

[Sol]

"You.. You killed my people," Tears came from the woman's face.. "We came in peace and have offered advances in medical technology.. Why?"

Mr. Longshanks looks at the hologram of the woman.. He takes his son by the collar, "Take a good look son.. that is what compassion gets you.. The future does not belong to the weak.."

John nods his head, "They.. It is pathetic. I want her father as a play toy."

"We are triangulating her signal. Lynch is hiding but we will find him.." Mr. Longshank shook his head as he watched the hologram cry, "I think I.. No son, she is all yours to break in.. When we get her I will show you what we should have done with your sister.. So pathetic the female half of the species.. To think this is the future.. The Longshank will go down in history as conquers of the world.."

"Father.. Your are not just taking her out are you," John was wide eyed.. "You are taking out.."

"He was killed earlier today.. I am the leader of the Illuminati," Longshank shakes his head.. "Idiots think that.."

"Sir we have a lock on the," The Agent freezes as he sits in front of a console.. He stands up and pulls his side arm as the lights go out, "S#$%.. The signal sir is from inside the facility.."

Evil laughter comes from the only powered thing in the room.. Off key Madam Chairman starts singing in Navajo..

"Thats time is on my side," John is wide eyed..

"You promised to F#$% mama Boy," The woman laughs and keeps singing.. "It is gonna be kinda hard with your nuts cut off and D#$% shoved up your A$$.."

A display screen appears showing the gaurds trying to fight weird creatures wearing body armor.

Several other members all look at each other as the NAvajo words fill the room..

"Supreme Leader," Several members all cry out at once..

"Silence.. She may hit us but the Illuminati will go on.. You cant kill us all we will," Mr. Longshank freezes when he sees his wife being held down by a weird creature..

"MOTHER," John cries out..

A female wearing animal skins uses an old bone knife to cut through the clothes Mrs. Longshank is wearing..

As it seems a tape recorder is taking over the music, "You see.. We came in peace.. You killed my family.. "

Longshank came unglued, "You harm her I will kill you if it is the last thing I do.."

One of the armored creatures has a sledge hammer and walks up.. The Woman dressed in animal skins over armor takes a few second to utter something..

Madam Chairman speaks orders in Navajo as both Longshanks watch.. The Skinwalker starts carving up the belly of Mrs. Longshank..

"This is important.. All of you watch.." Holographic scenes very similar show all around the room.. "Death for your family.. Death for your Family.. " Madam Chairman laughs evilly, "Death for all of your families.. Love the Oprah of death!!"

"You will never Breach the," John is interupted as the door implodes out..

A woman walks in wearing human skins of different Races over her body armor.. Blood all over her balde as the music fills the air as she is joined by several other females all wearing animal skins over armor ... She shoots several of the guards herself.

Several of the guards drop there weapons, " We surrender.."

"F#$%ing Traitors," John Growls as his father stops him from drawing a weapon..

"Weakness.. They will .."

The Armored Creatures quickly fill the room..

The woman with human skins laughs as her voice echos over the holograms.. She sees an infant looking item cut from Mrs. Longshanks belly..

She utters a command in the armored creatures tongue.. One of the Armored creatures in the hologram reaches over and takes the umbilical cord attacthed humanoid.. Removing its mask it makes cute sounds, then a second later it bites off the flesh..

The surrendered guards all realize to late they are being used as food.. Screams fill the room as Longshank closes his eyes for a second..

Other members of the Illuminati are stone faced as the Human skin wearing over body armored woman gives a second command..

Sledgehammers fall on all the children, mistresses, and other spouses. Blood splatters with brains everywhere as the illuminati are shaking.. The leader of the Illuminati watches as he dying wife's he is smashed in via sledgehammer.

"You," Longshank is very angry.. "We will regrow in time."

A facility pops up and the men in the room are very quiet..

"You cant destroy it.. We have.."

Madam chairman in her human skins jabs her blade in the speakers throat, "One hundred and eighteen facilities.. All under our control.. Operation Sledgehammer is going good.. No surprises," Madam chairman looks around as she is silent for a moment.. "I cant believe I just jinxed myself.. " Still hearing nothing she gives an order in the Creatures language again.

All the illuminati left alive are tied up and gagged.. A hologram comes up of a spacebase..

"WE will NOT bow.. The C#$% has taken every one else out but us," Four stars appear on an advanced spacesuit.. "Listen up.. It was an honor leading you all.. To the Last Soldier and Sailor.. The human race will remember the day SPAWAR stood alone against the Darkness."

Madam Chairman whispers, "I will let you hear this part.." She waves her hand and the Admirals hologram fills the room with all the others.. "Hello Uncle Phillip!!!"

"YOU," the Admiral pauses.. "F#$% !!"

"I saved you for last," Madam chairman nodded to a something no one else saw. "Initiate Operation Rebar.. Just his knee caps.."

A red light blinked in acknowledgement..

"I take it that you will not be going quietly into," Madam Chairman laughs as a cuss filled expletive fills the air.. "I will call you back in thirteen hours and twelve minutes my dear Uncle Phillip.. When your at the point of no return."

As she cuts the line she starts checking information on a pad.. the hologram show a SPAWAR symbol on Lunar Command getting pelted by small metorites..

A green light beeps, "Mr. Lynch.."

"Madma Chairman we have an issue," A bald man in all black and shades spoke softly.. "I am bringing Victoria Jackson directly to you.."

"No.. That is a ," Madam Chairman stops in her tracks.. "F#$% I cursed myself.. Just kill the B#$%^ and be done with her.. We do not need any of the upper or middle managemnet of the Illuminati or their families.."

"Madam Chairman.. Per the rules you gave us I am invoking Starfleet Regulation 46 dash A," Lynch switches languages starting what feels like cussing..

John looks at his father and back at the human skin wearing woman..

In her Armor covered with human skins, "You have to be S#$%ing me.. Thats not possible, what could she have that would be be covered under those..." Madam Chairman stops, "I trust you Agent Lynch.."

"These two.." Madam Chairman shakes her head, "Temp pass.. The rest.. All food.. Eat and feed our people.."

Madam Chairman drags both Langshanks by their hair as the holograms show dark images and rotate.. Far away and local screams fill the air as several of the skinwalkers via prearrangement drag hand picked men away..
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Victoria was nude as she was tossed in front of her father and brother. Victoria was bound with binds that were nearly drawing blood.. The lights of the tunnel area were not very dim.

"Father what happened.. This level of destruction is not.." Victoria looked at her father in the face and saw the drugged induced stupor, "What did you do to my Father?"

An Asian skin covered armored hand picks Victoria up by the throat, "You.. Now why did you invoke?"

Lynch takes the Woman's purse out.. He takes out the blackish looking stone, "This is hers.. "

MAdam Chairman drops victoria and takes the stone with a hispanic skin covered left hand, "The.. The fifth story stone.. " A loud growls comes from the enraged woman as she lifts Victoria in a clear jerk off the ground, "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?"

Lynch calmly takes a deep breath, "Madam Chairman.." Lynch walks behind the human skin covered Armored woman.. He seaks in the language of the Great Beast..

(Abigail Darling.. Calm the F#$% down.. This is probably a COE thats either Bootstrap Paradox or NOCE)

Abigail has tears in her eyes as she glares at Victoria..

(F#$% you Siez.. How did this illuminati B#$%^ a$$ C#$% get one of Dad's story stones?)

Lynch lowers Abigail's arm sitting Victoria on her feet, "My Boss is quiet upset with you.. Also their are Letters Madam Chairman."

Abigail starts reading the holoprojections of the letters. "No.. No.. No!!"

Victoria has tears in her eyes as the holograms around her show the destruction.. "My little Songbird.. Why is his gift to me important?" Victoria lies through he teeth..

Lynch breaks one of her ribs, "I can smell the lie.. Trust nose whore.. You know why it is important.. Were you attempting to groom him? "

"No," Victria surprised herself with her answer..

In Anger Abigail tosses Victoria to the ground, "I will kill you slowly you.."

"She is not lying," Lynch was in the womans face as she held her side..

"You do not pick the rose before it blooms.." Victoria growls back At Lynch moving half an inch forward, "Kill me and be done with it. But leave my Songbird alone.."

"I have no problem with this," Abigail stomps on Johns leg breaking it in anger.

Lynch stands between Madam Chairman and Victoria.. "She is naturally a blond.. We cant.. What if she is the one?"

Abigail howls and and then screams.. She punches a hole in five feet of Concrete wall, "You have to be.." Abigail pauses as she reads the letters, "F#$%.. Join the Marine Corps see the F#$%ing universe.. You find it has the humor of a bootcamp DI.." Picking Victoria backup gently, "Have Doc Gera bandage her ribs himself.. she is my personal Prisoner.." She growls in Navajo and two skin walkers lose their animal skins..

Victoria is surprised that one looks like a plump black house wife looking woman.. The other is causcasian but with a bugly face.. The both quickly are changed into swatish looking gear..

"They are not all Navajo," Victoria scratches her head..

The plump black Woman puts her blade in the womans back, "We are a multi cultural Organization.."

Abigail Growls in navajo and both women look down shutting up..

Victoria is escorted to the door, "What are you going to do?"

"Your father is going to be tortured to Death.. As is your brother," Madam Chairman in her skin covered body armor was not happy. "Then we, I will find out if you are THE Blonde.. God help us all if you are her.."

A blackhood was tossed over Victoria's face as she struggled fruitlessly and dragged out..

"Lynch darling," Abigail shook her head as she held the story stone.. "GOD DAMN IT!! Leaving them alive in any form is asking for F#$%ing trouble.. I want the MIB on this.. You know who I want dealing with this investigation."
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"Why is she being brought takeout? Why is the suspects phone right next to her.. " The man in all black shook his head, " Not to mention why was I pulled from.."

"Deemings," An older MIB man shook his head.. "All our funding and immunites were threatened.. I was personally told that this was your case."

Deemings narrowed his eyes, "Sir.. I have never known you to.."

"Thats because lesser Agents have been assigned to the task," Lynch walked in clean cut with a smile..

"The F#$%ing traitor," Deemings was held back by his partner. "Al.. Let me go.."

"Lucius.. Not here," Al responds with a deep breath.

"You should be shot Traitor," The MIB director shakes his head.. "We investigate not commit mass murder.. "

"Lucius Deemings," Lynch walks over and looks through the glass.. "Victoria Auriel Longshank.. Father and mother deceased.. Due to natural causes," Lynch grinned evilly as the low light filled the room. "We need to know if one of the names she had on her is involved in the group she is a members of activities."

Deemings just glared..

"Lucius.. I would agree with you but ," Al took a deep breath. "Even I got calls from old friends.. SPAWAR, S and B, and a few others.."

"The survivors," Deemings shook his head.. "Lynch lets be F#$%ing clear.. First chance I get, I have a hollow point with your name on it.. What the hell did your boss do? Bohemian Grove, Builderberg Group, and Illuminatti are all dead.. Her father had just assumed command.. I have reports of raging gun battles across the globe.."

"Deemings.. They will kill you," The Director of the MIB got between Lynch and Deemings.. "He is a damn good agent.. If anything happens to him I will.."

"Director.. Let me be F#$%ing honest.. If anything happens to Deemings or Al YOUR the dead man.. Talent like his mixed with competance," Lynch lowers his voice.. "He is the only one capable in our opinion to handle this situation.."

The Director of the MIB looks at Lynch, "What?"

Lynch ignores the director and turns and looks at the glass hitting the sound button..

"She turns on Tv, guess who she sees, skater boy rocking up MTV," Sk8er Boi comes across as a ring tone off of Victoria's phone.

"That number is blocked by our jammers," Deemings goes quiet..

Pressing the button Lynch coldly speaks, "Answer the phone.."

Victoria takes the flip phone and opens it..

"Good morning my black recluse," John De Lancie's voice comes over the phone..

The Director of the MIB taps his ear piece, "What do you mean the signal is hard to trace? We are the God D@#$ MIB find it.."

Deemings sees the non worry on Lynch's face, "Confirmation.."

Hearing Silence the voice of Mayim Bialik comes over the phone, "My dearest Barry.. I told you not to call her.. She is obviously busy.. Darling dear call her back.."

Taking a deep breath Victoria smiles, "Darmok and Jalad... at Tanagra." Victoria changes to a language none of them speak..

Pissed off the Director of the MIB starts to give an order, only to be stopped by Lynch with a knife to his throat..

Deemings has his gun out oun Lynch, "Give me a F#$%ing Reason!"

"Shut the F#$% up," Lynch is listening to Victoria..

"Ferengi exchange Authority.. We will always have paris.." After a few more seconds, "The pebbles have voted.."

Deemings listens as he watches Victoria's lips move, "You speak that language?"

"Shut the F#$% up," Lynch drops the knife.. "S#$%.. S#$%.. S#$%.." Lynch takes out his phone, "Confirmed mam.. "

A string of cussing comes from the other end of the phone.. After a few minutes, "Send Deemings in for confirmation the children are not involved.. The other mother F#$%ers are way to ham handed.."

Deemings narrows his eyes, "If I say no?" Deemings jokingly responds, "Are you gonna bribe me.."

Cold bloodily, "No.. You cant be bought.. I will have the Director of the MIB arrested for high treason and stripped of all his benefits."

Deemings Freezes, "He has a wife and children.."

"And she can get a real god D@#$ job since you do not want to do yours.." The voice speaks as Lynch goes very quiet, "Agent Lynch.. Brief Deemings and if he says no.. You have orders."

"You would end a good man's career because of," Agent Deemings takes a deep breath as the Director is wide eyed..

"We.. We just bought a house and I have served this nation," The Director of the MIB was pissed off and upset.

"I passed down a polite request because of something important to me.. The results of non-compliance is now important to you," The person hangs up the phone.
Everyone is quiet..

"She is bouncing between Latin, Klingon and Minbari," Lynch shakes his head.. "Deemings.. The only thing we need to know is if she.. I need to know if the Illuminati was just aquaintances via Victoria.. Or.." Lynch sighs..

"Mimbari," Al turns and looks at Lynch.. "Babylon Five.."

Deemings looks at Al, "Science Fiction? Star Trek as well that stupid language episode?"

The Director of the MIB is lost as he holds in his anger..

"Lucius Deemings tread lightly.. Treaties are in full effect when you question the Children.. Representatives From three Organizations will be present during all questioning.. " Lynch takes a deep Breath, "You have an unlimited budget for this investigation.. You have full access to ALL information you find during the investigation.. Please keep in mind there are limits to what we will supply."

"Al," Deemings walks out of the room.. A few seconds later he enters the questioning room..

"Will Smith and Tommy lee Jones," Victoria spits out before Agent Lynch takes the phone..

"Ms. Longshank who am I addressing on the phone," Deemings looks into the now stone faced Victoria. The line goes dead making Agent Deemings hold in his anger," Ms. Longshank.."

"I demand my lawyer," Victoria glares.. "I have rights.."

Lynch walks in with a small box and sits it onn the table.. He opens it, "Here is what is left of him.." Lynch picks up the phone and dials out, "So he IS your little Songbird.."

"Colt Residence," An older female voice answers..

Lynch laughs shaking his head, "I was wondering if Victoria was there.."

Deemings looked at Lynch weirdly till he heard a pause..

"Wh... Who?"

"Victoria Longshank," Lynch responds with an evil smile..

"There is no Victoria Longshank here at this address.. You must have the wrong number," The older female voice responds..

"Thank you very much mam," Lynch hangs up the phone. As he tosses it in front of Victoria he catches her looking down, "Go find out Deemings.. "

"There are methods that.."

"NO!!" Lynch responds harshly, "Not till we get confirmation and you are to honest to be part of it.."

"Director.. Will you please stay with Ms. Longshank?" Looking at Lynch, "She will NOT be disappeared.. I will have other questions for her.."

"May we move her to a more secured," Lynch was cut off..

"No.. She will not be moved," Deemings shook his head. "Deals off if she is and I will come for you all. "

Victoria Looks at Lynch and laughs.. She speaks in klingon, " loQ Songbird juppu' je SuvwI' winners." She stands up and slams her fist on the Counter, " CHARGHWI' GHOS SPOILS!!! "

Lynch starts shaking red with anger and slightly shaking..

Deemings laughs as he watches Lynch having to fight his instinct, "She wins Lynch.. You cant threaten her can you.. "

Lynch throws the table and is in Victoria's face, "You.. If not for the grace of the great spirit you would be dead.. I have a Punishment fit just for you.. You elitest snob.."
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Lucius Deemings walked into the fast food resturant seeing Victoria Clocking out.. Very pissed off she walks straight to them, "Could not find a lower level of hell? I would rather be a stripper.. Pay and drugs are way better.."

The lady behind the counter spoke as Victoria left, "Would you like fries with that?"

Victoria walked over to the sweet tea, "Let me grab the sweet Tea Lucius Darling.."

"I am not your darlin' ," Lucius was very unhappy. "I finished the interviews.."

"Stonewalled, " Victoria grinned.. "Thats my three hellions.. Do not bow to the oppressor." Victoria giggles as she takes the lid out of the container, " Let me guess their eyes sparkled the more they lied to the man."

Deemings narrowed his his eyes, "They denied even knowing a Victoria Longshank. Little rat bastards hid the rest of the phones. Gretchen Pinson however, she seems to have a bone to pick with you.. "

"And the boys still denied my existence straight faced," Victoria laughed again..

"Mrs. Forlean promised me she would keep an eye on the communications.." Al sat down with a coke," She will watch the boys via Helos Smithson.."

Deemings took a deep breath as he took out a pad of paper, "I have been told you are to continue writing Mr. Colt. It is total and utter bull$%^#."

Victoria opens her purse and takes out a post card, "I guess I can write him back.. Will you mail it to my little Songbird for me.. Wait this is from the ringleader.."

"What," Lucius takes the post card.. "This is stamped with a General's.. Those little Son's of.." Lucius starts laughing and rubs the bridge of his nose, "This is from the Ring leader.. Mr. Macer.. We told them if they hear from you to not .."

Victoria laughs, "I asked if you saw it in thier eyes.. The Men in Black came to town and my little Songbird's with his two friends are now completely in.. Did they give you the middle finger Agent?"

Al reads the card, " Tell Agent Deemings that I said hello. Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis!!"

"Did I mention they read a lot.. Something about me insisting they read Thomas Paine, The anti- federalist papers, Constitution, Articles of confederation, Gettysberg address, Chairman Mao, Sun Tzu, Nietche, Plato, Che all because They wanted a classical education.. So I had them write papers on Freedom, Liberty, and the persuit of happiness.." Victoria grrins evilly, "Seems Little Alexander took to it like a duck to water.. He thinks he could lead a second American Revolution. Might be necessary to free the American people from the ruling elite."

Lucius Deemings takes a deep breath, "Write the letter back?" Seeing a look on her face, "You B#$%^ you have already wrote them back.."

"Little Alexander might just start the second American Revolution," Victoria smiles evilly.. "qaStaHvIS yIn Daw'!!"

"Their is no way they were able to hide the," Deemings is quiet when the manager of McDonald's walks over..

"Ms. Longshank.. " The manager hands her an evelope, "Corporate sent you another letter.. I wish they would quit wasting our time. These politically correct surveys are a waste of my money." The Manager shook his head and walked away..

Al Took the letter from Victoria and opened it, "S#$%.. Its in Klingon.."

Deemings looks at Victoria as he reads it.. After a few minutes, "I told them not to communicate with you in any way.. That severe legal penalities may result .." Lucius was a little pissed, "So they find new ways to communicate.."

Al has a smile on his face, "Lucius.. It is kinda funny.. A group of seven year olds are plotting to overthrow the US Government.. Could you imagine the look on the Judge's face?"

"This is my punishment," Victoria looks around the McDonalds.

"You should be shot," Lucius shakes his head. "You are one of the dirtest criminals on this planet and yet they show you mercy.. Everyone else was wiped out.. One more bullet is all it would cost.."

"Agent Deemings," Victoria leans forward and smiles. "Apparently there is hope for both of us.. Let me guess you were considering retiring but this case came along.."
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"Lucius," Victoria quietly smiles.. Readjusting her phone," I am curious as to why you call me now seven years later. "

Sighing, "Victoria.. It is a long story.. Have you heard from your little songbird."

Victoria smiles as she holds a letter in the dirty junk filled area, "Not in while.. He is a teenager going through puberty.."

"You are so full of S#$%," Lucius Deemings growls pissed off. 'Listen.. Your little Songbird has disappeared.. We know for a solid fact you are NOT the blonde.."

Victoria snorts as she lights a cigarette, "I could have told you that agent.." Reading the letter Victoria shakes her head, "His mama broke them up and little Austin is playing Lesbo.."

Deemings is cussing, "Has he contacted you.. If he actually makes contact with you call me.."

Music fills the air making Victoria shake her head, "I see Saul got the kareoke equipment .."

" He is pretty good.. " Victoria pauses mid statement as the bouncer smiles, "Naw Vicki.. Its one of the TAD Sailors here drinking.. He made a bet he could get you to kiss him and leave with him.. Another sucker I should throw out.. If it wasnt for the fact that he said he could get you to do it without ever talking with. Every time they are getting braver."

"Austin turns on TV, guess who she sees," Avril Laviegnes voice fills the air.. "Andros Rockin up MTV!!"

Victoria drops the phone and runs inside the bar, "My little Songbird.." Victoria has her mouth covered as the military men in the bar are all surprised as F#$%.

One of the older men looks at one of the Air force officers, "I think the US Navy is delivering.."

"BullS$%^," The pissed off officer growls.. "I will send Petty Officer Nelson back to base before I lose this much money.."

Andros keeps singing the music as the Air Force Officer tries to stop Victoria from going near the stage..

Victoria decks the Air Force Officer as she sees Andros on the little stage.. The Bouncer motions to several eople and the Air Force Officer is picked up off the floor..

"I'm with the skater boy, I said see you later boy, I'll be back stage after the show, I'll be at the studio, Singing the song we wrote, About a girl you used to know, "Victoria bites her bottom lip and slowly walks the last few feet to the stage as her voice fills the air..

The three that had apparently bet on their Petty Officer were smiling, "Pay up B#$%^es.."

Victoria reaches up and touches the side of Andros's face, "My little Songbird."

Andros whispers in her ear, "Buy an old man a drink.. I got thirsty singing.." Andros bites the side of Victoria's neck making her grab him, "Hey.. You have to put a ring on my finger first my Black Recluse.."

"You really ran away from home," Victoria has to catch her breath.. She slaps Andros after he bites her neck a second time, "Stop.. We are in public young man.."

"Just for that you have to get me Drunk now to get laid lady, " Andros walks over to the bar and points to the bottle of Jack Daniels.. "Besides there is so much I want to talk with you about.."

Victoria walks over and shakes her her head no to the bar tender.. She takes Andros's hand whispering, "Agent Deemings just called.. I dropped the phone.."
the bouncer walks over and hands Victoria her phone..

"Victoria," Deemings is very polite.. "He is there?"

"Lucius," Andros calls out.. Taking the phone, "Are you trying to make move on my Victoria.. I saw her first.. "

Victoria bites her lip as Deemings responded, " Mr. Colt.. Listen.. We have been trying to.."

Andros hangs up the phone, "Gubbmint agents all da same.." Andros reaches up and strokes the side of Victoria's face, "Can we get out of here.. We do need to talk.. "

Victoria looks at Andros, "You.." emotions well up, "Your letters changed on December 7ish.." Covering her mouth, "The weaker signal from SPAWAR.. Is it really you and not.."

"Its me Victoria.." Andros looks around the Bar and takes a deep breath, "We need to go Victoria.."

One of the men at the bar walks over and sits down next to Andros and Victoria.. "We have been waiting Mr. Colt.. Victoria Longshank.. An old family friend has been waiting to speak with you.."

Andros puts his arm around the man before he can respond, "So John lived from that night.. Makes sense.."

The man turned wide eyed, "We will.." Too late the man realizes that a blade was in his ribs from andros..

"You bastard," Andros grabs his side wiping the other man's blood on him. Andros catches a smile or two and then grins himself, " Victoria dear we have to go.."

One of the men comes to check on his friend only for andros to shove him into a big man..

"Watch it A$$hat," The shoved man growls as he stand up.. "Mr. Colt.."

Several of the intelligence officers and others freeze at the mention of the name..

Andros Shoots the man speaking in the knee cap, "Its Captain Colt.." Turning back to the Chief, "Get back to base with the two wounded men.. Hand them over only to DeChez himself.."

One of the Air force officers walks over, "Mr. Colt.. You need to.."

The old man Andros had called Chief hits the Air force Officer in the back of the head, "Colt.. That explains a whole F#$%ing lot.."

"chief.. This is enough to get you out of NJP and losing your benefits.." Andros hands the Chief his side arm, "DeChez or Deemings only.. Everyone else will .." andros whispers to the Chief.. After a few seconds, " Passcode.. Otherwise shoot any man that tries to pick them up."
The Chief Points the Gun at Andros, "Mr. Colt. I have orders..."

"Cover him," The Air Force officer growls as he stands up.. "I will over look this Chief.. In fact you are up for a promotion for this.."

Andros grins as he looks at the Chief, "I offer you nothing.. A swift kick in the A$$ and I might allow you to retire.. No promotion.." Andros walks up behind the chief and hits him in the back of the head, "Plus you are holding the gun wrong Chief.. Hold it properly!"

"Captian you are stupid.. Navy F#$%s," the Air Force officer freezes when the chief changes his stance pointing the gun at him.. "Chief I am giving you.."

The Officer goes silent when Chief puts the gun in the Officers chest, "He is a Captain.. S#$%.. " The Chief took a deep breath, "I can retire sir.. With my benefits, Deemings and Admiral De'Chez only with passcode.."

"Take them into custody and pass them on.." Andros whispers to Victoria, "We need to go my dear Black Recluse.."

"Why the hell are you listening to a kid," Air Force officer was pissed..

"Because You confirmed to him I am a Naval Captain Brigadier General.." Andros smiles evilly, "Our Chief's know their Captain's will F$%^ them up for not listening to them.. In ways the Air Force aint familiar with."

"I have them Sir," The chief looks at the fourteen year old looking Andros..

"Chief.. No building or ship rolling either.." Andros looks at the old Chief, "Admiral De'Chez does not like me but will take these men in for questioning.."

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Victoria stretched in the bed as she yawned," My little Songbird.." Sun light comes through the old house's windows, "You are definately not fourteen.. "
Andros yawns rolling over snuggling next to Victoria..

Victoria yawns back in response, "You are so bad.. " Andros's phone goes off and Victoria hears Neptunes Remix of sympathy for the Devil.. Taking the phone,

"Good morning.. Captain Colt is unavailable at this moment.."

A hologram of a twelve year old appears, "Victoria.. F#$%ing illuminati.. " Seeing Andros pull the cover over his head, "Captain Colt.. "

Andros took his phone from Victoria and threw it through the hologram..

"Rufus.. I was asleep.." Andros snuggled closer to Victoria, "So F#$% you Admiral!! And the whore you rode in on.."

"Andros Nicodemus Colt," a womans vocie filled the air.. "Rufus.. I do not know what you F#$%ing musketeers are up to but I am going to.."

Gretchen's hologram appeared in the room making Victoria grin.. "You F#$%ing c@#$ I told you to stay away.. Its.. God Andros grows up to be such a man Whore.. How many F#$%ing women does this make Rufus?"

"Good mornin Gretchen," Andros Bites Victoria under the cover making her jump.. "I am about to eat Breakfast.. Can I call you back later?"

"Andros Nicodemus Colt," Victoria whispers something.. "You never F#$%ing learn manners.."

"Andros.. You need to come home.. How many time do I have to tell you that your Black Recluse is," Gretchen is interrupted.

Andros growls and then hisses back at Gretchen in her own voice..

Instinctually Gretchen hisses back, "ARGH!!! Andros.. STOP that S#$%.."

"Gretchen Honey," Andros's voice is different. "I see your smile," andros sniffs the air sounding like Helos in his sniffing. Gretchen shakes a little in Anger..

"Andros.. Please do not do that," Gretchen has to bite her bottom lip.

"Well I see Helos is making you very happy.. I can smell him on you from here.."

"Andros Nicodemus Colt," Gretchen sighs.. "You are so full of S#$%.. Listen to me.. Austin is just a seventeen year old girl.. I would prefer you not be in bed with her or her.. You are very unique even among norms.. "

"Gretchen.. For years when the Committee had no friends in both iterations of time.. Victoria Longshank was the only one to believe in us. The ONLY one to tell us that are dreams are outside our reach because we are destined for greatness. Even Helos shows her mercy because she always told him to have faith in his love for you. Even in this iteration with a foreknowledge, she paid the price for her loyalty to us.. Even Letch recognizes the price tag we owe her.."

Gretchen pauses and takes a deep breath, "thats not right to Me. We.. Andros please listen.."

"To me it has been years Gretchen.. This issue was long buried.. The truth is you have yet to apologize to Helos.. " Andros looks Gretchen's hologram in the eyes, "You hurt him for years and then on the turn of a dime you mate with him.. He never says S#$% to you.. We saved Austin, but My buddy is the quiet rock of the CFaBF. If no one brings it up he will let it go over time, I can not.. I hate you Gretchen for this one thing. I thought I had forgiven you and put it aside.. The truth is we are just three losers who it appears are leveraging our advantage"

Gretchen gets a little upset, "You know the rules andros.. We.."

"Let your best friend die.. Lucky for you us weak norms carried the F#$%ing day," Andros was very cold when he stood up nude.. "I forgave years ago Gretchen for failing me.. No, failing your friend.. I forgot like you all told me.. I have to remember you are my friends but not the same friends I knew.. Helos loves you Gretchen, When Austin needed you however you failed her and worse yourself.." Andros walks off to the bathroom.

Gretchen is in tears as she stands there..

"Gretchen.." Rufus is very dignified, "My Captain is never anything other then honest. To him, he forgave you because Helos killed all the men responsible for austin's suicide. Helos stood up for you and paid your bill, he never tells you.. Its why he killed them.. with Andros and Alexander paying the bill it leaves your balance book unpaid child.. "

"I do not owe them anything," Gretchen was pissed off. "They.."

"Helos invoked his status to prevent this discussion unless you forced it," rufus takes a deep breath. "As for Ms. Longshank.. I am with you.. She should be taken out back and shot.. By some F#$%ing miracle or three, Victoria has proven her loyalty to the committee multiple times and I can not punish her for where she is from.

She is the first Ally and reciepiant of the Custer Protocols.. Her sucess justified mercy.. "

"Mercy," Victoria was wide eyed.. "Littke Alex has been testing me this whole time.."

Gretchen glares at the shocked victoria, "She is a predator worse then anything the trust is.."

"Who placed her bet and laid her money on the table," Letch calmly speaks.. "Now Gretchen.. Please Shut the F#$% up while I perform my duties little one.." Turning back to Victoria, "I take it you now who I am?" Letting the statement sink in, "Yes. Alex has been constantly testing you morally. "

"Those little F#$%ers," Victoria gets up pissed off. "Andros Nicodemus Colt.." Victoria pauses as a tear falls down, "You F#$%ing used me!"

"No Victoria.." Rufus is very clear, "Your little Songbird checked in on you because he is not supposed to see you again till he was in the navy in four years.Your daughter has been taken into our custody.."

Victoria freezes at the mention of her daughter, "History would of.."

"Victoria.." Rufus sounds very old as his voice carries gravatis, "We are preventing something.. Your present reletionship with my Captain is against my orders.. My Secretary is of course still doing his job, but as always using technicalities to do what ever the F#$% he wants..."

A little Girl walks into the room as her Hologram appears, "Auntie Victoria.. Wow, this is so Star Wars like.."

Victoria covers her mouth, "Rufus.. I know who you are.. Janice how are they treating you my.. My darling niece.."

"They are so silly here," Janice responds and whispers. "I think I found a boyfriend mama.. "

A vocie Familiar to Victoria calls out, "I said we are having Ice Cream and you can go to hell.."

The hologram of Janice Blushes, "Do not tell him auntie.."

"Rat Bastards are a little pissed," The short red headed kid grinned as he handed over a small one gallon bucket. " I borrowed this Ice Cream from Leeta's personal stock.." The fourteen year old laughs, "Spoils of war and all.."

"Mr. Alex.. We do not steal.. I cant eat stolen Ice Cream," Janice looked at Alexander sternly. "No Wonder Ms. Tolliver yells at you.."

Gretchen snorts evilly..

"Humph," The fourteen year old sees the hologram.. " Wow.." He laughs seeing Victoria nude, "maj po jaw qIj Recluse.."

"You said it was rude to talk in a foriegn language someone present doesnt speak," Janice points her finger at Alexander.. "You are being a hippo.. Hippo pot.. No Hippa.. Hippo!!"

"No I said it was rude for you to talk in language no one else spoke.. " Alexander sounded smooth and confident, "I invoke Chairman's Privalege.. This whole matter is above everyones paygrade.."

"Your cheating Delano," Janice narrows her eyes.. "My Auntie .." Janice goes quiet as she looks around the room and resettles back on Alexander, "But your not going to tell me why Auntie is on the hologram butte naked."

"Are you sure she is related to who you said.. " Alexander handed her the Ice Cream, "The Ice Cream was paid for by your auntie a long time ago.. " Alexander turns to gretchen and sees the tears, " I think gretchen needs ice Cream Girl time.. Can you take care of it for me?"

Wiping her face Gretchen responds, "You are not growing up into a sexist bastard.. I do not need Ice Cream time.. I am a free thinking Female and will not bow to such gender biased.."

Janice opens the Ice Cream, "She protest to loudly.. Its cookie dough flavored Ice cream with chocolate chips." Looking at Gretchen, "Besides.. Uncle Alex told me I am beautiful like a goddess.. So why I should I give up superiority to be equal with brain damaged creatures with exterior Plumbing."

Victoria catches her daughter's wink and has to cover her mouth not to laugh..

"Janice.. Regardless of what Alexander has wrongly told you Feminism is," Gretchen was interupted..

"A pathetic attempt at gaining power over the already weaker half of the species by fellow females who are butte ugly." Janice pauses for a second, "To be honest feminism has done nothing for me.. I cant vote, I cant drive, I do not get paid equal wages for my work, I cant join the military. Its all communist propaganda."

"You are only Seven years old," Gretchen narrows her eyes at Alexander.. "Did you read the feminist books I recomended for you.."

"No I did not read Twilight," Janice giggles at her own comment.. "I was unaware the books had developed AI level Conciousness. What does age have to do with my Rights as a female? I was unaware of any law that said you have all these rights but only when you turn eighteen.. Does this clause include my reproductive rights as well? I want to speak to my feminist union shop steward.."

Gretchen points her finger at Alexander, "You quit polluting her mind.." Turning to the Child, "Of course I will eat Ice Cream with you.. Since your Aunt paid for it.." Gretchen narrows her eyes at Rufus.

As the two walk out Alex fist bumps Janice pissing off gretchen..

"Victoria.." Alexander seems to have the weight of the world on his shoulders, "It is good to see you healthy.. You know how much S#$% our friendship is causing.. " Alexander had a huge grin, "More fun then I have had in years.."

Victoria narrowed her eyes, "Little Alex.. Why the threat of my Daughter over my head? Andros Nicodemus Colt.. Get your old A$$ in here right now!"

"Victoria," Alexander sat down on his end.. "I cant send Janice away.. She was in danger and R.. No, I ordered her rescued.. " Alexander looked at Letch, "Buc stops with me.. victoria.. Rufus is a friend and a member of the Committee. A very old man in good standing. Your daughter is in danger.. I had her brought here.. If I thought it was safe I would see if She wanted a free trip to my father's space command.."

"My daughter was well hidden," Victoria wraps herself up in a blanket. "You.. Your are becoming a bastard My little trailer Trash.."

"No.. Alexander has Deduced her existence every time Victoria.. Same here," Rufus calmly took over. "He also guessed her location.. Victoria.. I do not and have never liked you.." Rufus Letch holds up his hand stopping her comment, "Nothing will change that.. However, to me you are a necessary evil. Also, I do not punish loyalty.. " Taking a deep breath, "Victoria.."

Victoria walks out of the room pissed, "SONGBIRD!!"
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Victoria finally picked the lock to the old bathroom.. She walked in pissed off, "My little songbird.. Now you go emo after being a man all night.."

The water runs into the huge tub as Andros looks at Victoria, "If you are ashamed of me I can leave.. "

Victoria sighs as mixed emotions run through her, "This is not how you run game Songbird.." Dropping the towel she crawls into the bathtub with Andros, "Lets hear it.. No soul Speak S#$%.. God, Is my cussing going to increase like this.."

"Side effect of soul Speak," Andros wraps his arms around the physically older woman. "Your Tits are biggeer then hers.. "

"You are a dirty young .. Well old man," Victoria shakes her head. "Lets try this with no S#$% test or games. I am a single mother of a beautiful little girl who is being hid with an.. Was hid with an old friend." Victoria holds andros's arms as she leans back, "I have a very bad reputation and.. I got lucky.. Yes, I was intending on grooming you personally my little Songbird... It would have destroyed you.. "

"I am father of a beautiful middle aged time traveller.. Who by the way, is very pissed at me for not telling her about you. God her finding out about you must have pissed her off to no F#$%ing end.." Andros had a smile on his face as did Victoria, "God it was an ok life.. I won a few pulitzers, and a nobel prize.. I wrote one song only I can sing.." Andros takes a deep breath, "I was in a small battle and snapped.. Everyone got old on me.. Daughter and her friends grew up.."

"The battle of Camp Pendelton from the dreams was no small Battle my little Songbird." Victoria sighs, "You grew up so beautiful and strong.. So what happened when you came back for Austin?"

Andros is very quiet and holds Victoria, "Like I do every time.. I have magical Ability to F#$% things up.. Take you for example.."

Victoria leans back, "So how did you F#$% up with me?"

"You are not happy here and do not want to stay.. You want to leave and run free but are worried about hurting my feelings.. It is everything you wanted and yet you feel something missing," Andros took a deep breath.. "I am a big boy, not the scared little boy you caught singing Sk8r Boi.."

Victoria smiles at the memory, "God.. That was so cute.." Victoria bit her upper lip, "You know I was tempted to put you in the car and take you with me.." Victoria holds Andros's arm, "Gretchen would have moved on me though.. Beside you seemed to have grown up just fine.."

Andros starts singing bed of roses as he looks out the window..

"None of us stand a chance with you because of her," Victoria sways as bon jovi's voice fills the air.. "She loves you to and we can feel it via soul Speak.. I know she can feel us when we have Sex.." Victoria leans back and kisses andros, "You are being a D#$% head old man.."

"Baby your all that I need," andros closes his eyes as lightening strikes..

Victoria takes a deep breath, " I will eep your bed warm Andros... I can tell we are both wishing it was someone else.. " Victria took a deep breath, "F#$%.. You had to F#$%ing grow up to be a good man didnt you.. You will stay till I leave.. What if I decide to keep you my little Songbird?"

"Then you have to put up with my mother," Andros laughs as the music keeps coming. "Not to mention a little seventh Gen Abomination in a few decades.."

"So you are offering me a farm.. With smelly animals and F#$%ing Brats," Victoria had a longing in her voice she tried to hide.. Tears fell down Victoria's face as she held her Songbird's arms.

"It means Janice will get to grow up with Lucy," Andros held Victoria tightly in the Tub.

"You are a bastard," Victoria holds Andros as the music plays from him.

The music stops coming from Andros as he moves his hands.. He kisses Victoria making her smile as he switches to Patrick Stewarts Voice, "We will always have Paris.."
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