Welcome to Da Federation Comrads

[Armonica_Templar]

This idea came from a facebook page I am a member of..

You get home one day
your are beamed aboard a Starfleet ship

because one of your descendants becomes one of the federations greatest enemies
they decide to deal with the problem

Now you are a citizen of the federation

Captains Log Supplemental:

Against my better judgement, I followed my orders. A joint operation between Star Fleet Intelligence and the Department of Temporal Investigations had information on a threat to the very existence of the Federation itself.. The only chance to save the Federation was to grab the man's great grandfather..

I got a bulls#$% explanation but, the orders to cooperate had all of SF commands major Admirals..

We have kidnapped a man from his house and home. Mr. Neil is medical now.. We are returning to the 24th century.. I will be filing my continuing objections to these orders.. Of course my crew is stuck with the cleanup..

I have a meeting with my DOTI official..

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Quietly a balding man sat on the bio bed saying nothing.. He watched as the medical people walked around..

A woman with black hair frooze as she was about to walk over.. Tapping a badge, "Counselor Eros to security.. We have a problem.." 

"Counselor.. What seems to be the problem?"

"Lt. Grosler.. Our guest from the 21st century.. Mr. Neil.. He is planning to assualt," The Counselor paused, "I am not a whore.. And no I dont take it up my.. Ewe.. You.." Looking at Mr. Neil, "I am a betazoid.. What do you mean That was easy.. I did not violate your rights.." She shakes her head, "You are a pervert.. I do not make that sound during sex.. God.." as she walked out, "My A$$ is not something you will EVER see.. I am married and I.. EWE!!!"

Angry the counselor walked out making the medical personel look at Neil.. One of the men in a red command uniform tapped his badge,"Lt. Grosler.. Commander Takei.. I will deal with the prisoner.."

"What crime did I commit," Neil spoke evenly.. "Commander.. That means their is a Captain.. Why am I being held against my will.. You speak english..I want a lawyer!!"

"Son listen to me," The Commander went down from a hypo spray to his neck.

Taking what looked like a weapon off the commander.. He turned it on and set it to a middle setting, Neil fired on the doors..

The first entrance sealed shut.. Pointing it at the second door, Neil replicated the scene..

One of the men in a black and yellow uniform got hit in a leg vaporizing..

The doctor frooze as Neil pointed the phaser at her head, "Computer shut down all phasers in medical.." After a second, "Mr. Neil.. I know that.."

Neil fired at one of the other would be heros, vaporizing a leg..

"Commander Takei appears to be the type to have weapons not affected by your security.. My ray gun works.." The Doctor looked at the two on the ground, "I heard force fields.. Raise them now.."

The Doctor looked behind Neil and tooka deep breath, "Mr. Neil.."

Neil moved quickly as a vulcan female's hand missed him.. He put the phaser at the doctors head, "Force fields.. Now.. I wont kill anyone..But .." Smiling as he looked at the Doctor.. "Everyone will strip.."

The female vulcan stood straight, "Mr. Neil.." Neil raised the power level on the phaser, "I will raise the shields.. in the medical bay.."

Slowly the Vulcan female typed in a code..

Neil looked at the Vulcan Female in a red and black uniform..

"Everyone strip.."

"Commander V'Zat," The doctor took a deep breath..

"Now.. Everyone," V'Zat responded.. "Mr. Neil please turn down the weapon to the lower setting.. It should be the stun setting.."

"Clothes I want piled in the middle of the room.. The boxes, those com badges, and keep your hands where I can see them," Neil kept the phaser pointing at the Doctor as she stripped..

Several of the others in the room were red faced as their nude compatriots stood their..

The two injured men where the last stripped as everyone walked out to the bay..

"Treat them doc," Neil lowered the setting on the phaser.."You are pretty.. I see the ears.. Skin tone.. Alien.. Female with nice tits.. " Looking between the Vulcan Commander's legs, "I see a vagina.. Interesting.. Parallel Evolution with several convergant factors .. So.. Common evolutionary ancestor? Aliens with tits and a pretty.. "

"Commander V'Zat," the captains voice came over the coms.. 

"Captain Beauregard will want an answer.." V'Zat changed her stance exposing her self like she had seen several human females do..

"No commander.. On the stance.. Put more hip into it and you might catch more then flies," Neil looked to the wall and walked over.. "How did they do this.. Computer.. Can I speak with Captain Beauregard.."

"Who is this," Captain Beauregard took a deep breath.. "Our guest from the 21 century.."

"Why the F#$% have you kidnapped me," Neil yelled.. "I am three hundred years in the future.. I am a prisoner who has committed no crime.. I have F#$%ing Rights.. Specifically from what I heard.."

The Doctor started to speak but the Commander shook her head no..

"Mr. Neil may I speak," Commander V'Zat spoke..

Angrily he waived to the air, "Keep in mind no cute crap kissing my A$$.."

"Captain.."

"Two men are missing legs.. One Commander  Takei had a weapon that was not affected by your security shut down. He got hit with a hypo sprey thingie... Two former heroes are missing legs.." Neil growled, "Your telepath invaded the privacy of my thoughts.. I was told I was a citizen of this federation.."

"Mr. Neil.. " Captain Beauregard was pissed, "John you said he was not a threat.. He.."

"Captain.. Let me talk with Mr. Neil," Commander V'Zat spoke.. "He lowered the setting on the weapon at my first request.."

Looking where the doctor's eyes went, Neil fired at the hatch as it opened.. the panel cut off a mans fingers as it crushed back in.

"Bad faith," Neil raised the setting to the middle again.. "Commander.. Why am I a hostage on this base or cship.."

Putting her hands up, "Mr. Neil.. Your record said you were former military.. In your worlds water navy.. Would a captain of the 21st century let someone take any part of his ship?"

Neil sighed, "Why did you kidnap me.. It is illegal in my time.. Unless it was the CIA.."

Commander V'Zat slowly lowered her hands, "If I took you to our lounge for food.. Would you go willingly?"

"I keep the idiots weapon," Neal lowered the weapon.. "You have to explain why you have Mammary glands and I assume a birthing canal.."

"Captain.. Request permission to escort our guest to the Lounge," Commander V'Zat spoke..

The shields went down as the door melted open.. Starfleet personnel stopped on the Captains orders..

"Is he.."

"Standing down sir," Commander V'Zat remained stoic.. "Follow me .." The commander started to head out nude..

Neil did not budge, "Commander.. Do you eat nude in your culture?"

"No.. It is," Commander V'Zat calmly walked over to the stack of clothes and picked up her uniform.. "Customary to.."

Commander V'Zat saw Neil looking at her bent over.. Standing up showing no emotion, the Commander slid into her uniform..

"Mr. Neil.. I am not interested in humans for mating reasons.. We are a logic based species.. In human understanding I am married.." Commander V'Zat respnded with Vulcan calmness, "My husband is on a five year survey mission.."

"On me honor.. You take checks right," Mr. Neil laughs confusing people.."So the cold B#$%^ demeanor is the standard issue for your people?" Neil Scratched his goatee, "So is it monogamy? Polygamy? Same sex or opposite sex? "

"Mr. Neil.. Vulcans prefer not to discuss our mating habits like some species," V'Zat coldly spoke as she raised an eyebrow at Neil. 

"So victorian era sexual mores in a space faring species.. " Neal gestured towards the door, "Uhm how do we walk down the pway per custom?"

One of the security guards chuckled, but stop cold as the Commander showed the damage Neil had done..

"Your boss is politely telling you to shut the F#$% up and stick to your duties.." Neil looked at the Commander, "Interesting your nonverbals.. " Neil laughed not finishing his statement..

As the walk into the hallway, "Your actions indicate an interest in several fields.. And an understanding not native to your time.."

"I am big science fiction fan.. Comic books to," Neil spoke as he walked next to V'Zat.. "I am not ever going home am I?"

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"And you have been lying and trying to manipulate me human," The commander spoke quietly..

"Really Vulcan.. And vulcans do not lie.." Neil took a bite of his steak, "Your the one who said your species was logical.. Well your answers indicate illogic.."

Curious V'Zat raised an eyebrow, "Mr. Neal.. Explain.."

"All encounters are some form of social exercise.. You have said your species is one of a very few that are logical.. I can understand using lies very rarely but it would be illogical to never decieve in a broader sense.. Sense this is true from personal experience," Neal picked up his drink.. "Vulcans lie.. Even given counting lying by ommission.. You have a pretty face so you probably get away with it a lot.."

"My test scores were based on my ability.. I was second or third in all my placement exams on Vulcan," Commander V'Zat responded..

"Do Vulcans mate.. You said the species Vulcan produced via a similar method of reproduction to humans.." Sipping his drink holding up his hand, "Therefore a drive to reproduce is present.. "

Shaking her head, "Humans always think the universe is just like the world they come from.. Mr. Neal, vulcans have embrace logic completely.. We are not controled by our mating.." Commander V'Zat pauses hiding her thoughts..

"Let us put it in more comfortable words.." Pointing to her soup, "You eat when you are hungry.. Hunger is a base drive right?"

"So you are saying," V'Zat looks at Neil.. "That the vucans are illogical because we eat.."

"No I am saying that you are still animals.. Your society may have embraced your religion of logic, with this Surr.."

"Surak," V'Zat was very polite as several people were watching the interaction..

Your high priest.. " holding up his hands, "The numbers are the same even if the words are not.. Do you not have an efficient distribution system set up for food.. Storage backup ectra.."

"Yes. Every society at a," V'Zat paused and raised an eyebrow.. "We are still driven even with logic to prevent starvation.. Fascinating.. I ca see your point.."

"Turth is I am operating out of fear right now.. You were correct.." Neil cut another piece of steak, "Now what about conflict over resources at a personal level? "

"So you think all the species of this galay and others are driven by.. Base instincts.. Human science calls it behaviorial psychology.." Looking at Neil, "Behavioral Sociology influenced by Genetics.. Across multiple species.."

"Wow.. Dont nuke it," Neil smiles as he looks her into the eyes.. "I am not trying to seduce you.. "

"You are trying to keep me interested long enough for what you consider the effects of your ill timed escape to show up," V'Zat responded with a small hint of emotion.. "Your record indicated no knowledge of cross species behavioral understanding.. Or advanced sociology.. Now the dont nuke it?"

"KISS.. Dont over complicate things during initial runs.."

"I find this fascinating.. Based on what you see here," V'Zat motioned around the lounge.. "What does this tell you about the Federation.."

"Still having the same fate as rome," Neil looked around.. "Maybe the ancient Chinese empire, British empire, Or what the american government is .. Well was heading towards.."

"The federation is," V'Zat looks around fascinating.. "You see total failure... This is one of the most advanced.."

"History may be written by the winners but energy follows patterns.. History follows patterns," Neil looked over when someone called Captain on deck.. "Just the names and faces change.. I know this is true because.."

Captain Beauregard waves off the crew and sees the Commander sitting with Neil.. The security detail keeps it eyes on Neil..

"How do you know the Federation will fall," Commander V'Zat speaks as Captain Beauregard walks up? "You have not even had a chance to read the Federations history.. Or its member worlds.."

"I know the Federation is doomed because of a simple fact," Neil looks up at the Captain.. "How did I get here?"

"Mr. Neil," Captain Beauregard sat down at the table.. "Your lucky you are not in the brig.. That little stunt in medical.."

"Commander V'Zat.. It was a pleasure," Neil stands up and turns his back on the Captain.. He sees the security guards move half a step covering the doors with hands on phasers.. "I am not a member of your crew captain.. I see I am a prisoner.. Master.."

The black man rubs his nose, "Seaman Neil of the US Navy.. Your country joined the world government then joined the federation.. By treaty all our forces merged.. And when that government joined the Federation, all military command eventually transfered to Starfleet.. I checked with Jag.. "

"I was fired from," Neil shook his head.. "S#$%.. I owed time on my contract.." Turning back around, "Well before you utter the words to me.. You are all mother F#$%ing c#$% suckers. With whom the best part of you ran down your mothers A$$!! C#$ guzzling gutter Slut.. I bet you stuck you d@#$ in your sister and your mama. No, probably your dad.. Daddy!!! Backwoods monkey F#$....."

"Ensign," Captain Beauregard stood up pissed off..

Ensign Neil was staring forward not saying a word as the Captain had much larger hands pointing in the Ensign's face..

"I meant.. "Captain Beauregard smiles, "Ensign is fine. Makes this easier..You are trying to get me to hit you son.. Nice try.. I am hereby giving you a direct order, Ensign. Any concerns being to me or the Commander.. You are not allowed to discuss your past  or how you got here.. By order of Admira.."

"I want it in writing sir.. " Ensign Neil looked Captain Neil straight in the face, "You do still give order on paper right?"

"I believe you are logging a request for a copy of signed orders.." Commander V'Zat cooly speaks, "Captain.. I studied a lot of history.. I believe it is an old earth naval tradition.."

"I will have it delivered to your quarters.." Pointing at the chair, "Sit.."

"Wuff," Ensign Neil sat down. "Sat down Captain.."

"D@#$ it son.." Captain Beauregard tried to relax, "You put me in a S#$% situation.. The two people you injured were filing charges.. SI and DoTI.. I never should have.."

"Let them charge me sir.. I will press charges for kidnapping a federation citizen.." Seeing the look on the Captain's face, "Captain you told me to bring my concerns to you.."

Beauregard Rubbed his nose bridge again,"Ensign.. I want you to know I was.. I did what I was ordered to.. Yes I filed an objection and it was over ruled."

"Do you fill better now sir," Ensign Neil shook his head. "Do not expect me to accept you actions.. Permission to carry on sir.. I think the private company here just proved a point.."

"Ensign.. Listen to me.. " Taking a deep breath, "Fine. Report to engineering with the .."

"Captain.. Might I recommend Ensign Neil to the history department of sciences.." Commander V'Zat cooly spoke, "This way they can observe him.."

"Commander V'Zat.. I want you to begin the Ensign's training.. Where he starts I trust you," Captain Beauregard stood.. "Ensign.. Even if you do not believe it.. You have my apologies for what happened.. You do have to do things in the interest of the greater good." Neil said nothing as his eyes glossed over, "A friend found your old records.. Son.. This is a second chance.. "

Neil took off a wedding ring and handed it to the Captain ,"Tell her Captain it was for the greater good.. Thats right.. You cant can you." Tossing the ring on the Table, "Where I come from our Captains are solely responsible for all actions their ships and people take.. Those injuries in medical.. On you.. My wifes overdose from the records is own you.. So four people for the greater good.. How many more sir?"

Neil left the table as everyone was quiet in the lounge.. The security guards looked at the Captain and stood aside..

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Captain's log

Ensign Neil has indirectly publically filed formal charges against myself.. I know it was F#$%ing him.. He has every right to file them, but did he have to send the notes of his case to the press.. Officially the Reporter denies ever having speaking with my Ensign.. She claims a ferengi merchant sold her the files..

The SOB turned around and when question demanded a JAG representative present for formal questioning.. Perhaps the Secuirty Chief Grosler should keep a better eye on the iso chips.. Neil then gave a list of potential suspects who could have been responsible.. His JAG officer suggested perhaps we should check the station logs and the ship logs..

Ensign Neil never encountered the Ferengi on the station.. Counselor Eros was ordered by JAG to NOT read Ensign Neil's mind..

Several news agencies have tried contacting the Ensign.. He has refused to speak with any of them referring them to Starfleets office of public affairs.

I have been forced to put a formal reprimand in security Chief Grosler's file for mishandling sensitive information..

Counselor Eros has been ordered to proceed with the counseling sessions with Ensign Neil by starfleet command.. Now Counselor Eros has filed formal charges against me..

Ensign Jorel, Lt JG Kent, and Crewman Doudson have filed formal complaints against me as well..

This does not bode well for myself or the ship..

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"Commander V'Zat.. You are hereby ordered to assume command of the USS Gauss.. You are further ordered to bring Ensign Neil directly to earth," A four Star Admiral shook his head.. "Captain Beauregard is confined to quarters until arrival. Upon entering earth orbit, he is to be transported to Starfleet command for court martial.."

"Admiral Henry," Captain Beauregard spoke for a second..

"God D@#$ it Javier.." Rubbing his black facial hair, "This operation has blown up in star fleets face.. Your mission is cancelled.."

"Captain, " Lt. Grosler called out from behind everyone.. "Sir the away team.. They have encountered hostiles.."

Beauregard pauses and closes his eyes..

"Get the away team out of there," Commander V'Zat took a deep breath.. "Admiral Henry.. Ensign Neil is the historian on the away team.. This should have been a simple mission.. A world reaching just out of its WW3."

"Commander.. I cant get a lock on the away team," Lt. Grosler shook his head.. "Commander .. We have.. That bastard.. Its on one of their radios.."

"Put him on speaker," Commander V'Zat ordered as Beauregard looked at the Admiral.. "Ensign Neil.. can you hear me.."

The sound of automatic weapons firing filled the air, "All of you Put the god D@#$ gear on.. Its called Kevlar.. Then treat Lt. JG Grosler's wounds.. Her husband will kill you if she dies crewman.." After a short pause with the sound of a hand slapping a face, "If I dont kill you first.."

"Yes.. Yes Sir," A scared male voice fills the air..

Lt. Grosler froze for half a second, "Stacy.."

"Ensign report," Commander V'Zat stood..

"Commander V'Zat.. My files.. I was reading.. last entry.. Going to be stupid.. We cant hold.." Ensign Neil's connection goes static filled..

"Commander.. " Lt. Grosler looked up as Admiral Henry's image disappeared, "A romulan ship has decloaked.. They are hailing us.."

"Captain.. You are confined to quarters," Sitting in the Captain's chair.. "Lt. Grosler.. Focus so we can retrieve stacy and the rest of the away team.. Put the Romulans on the main view screen Lt.."

A romulan commander smiled, "Acting Captain, Commander V'Zat.. What a pleasant surprise.. Commander  Malak.. Of the romulan trade delegation."

V'Zat leaned back as Captain Beauregard was escorted off the bridge..

"We have been monitoring the communications.. Does the federation require assistance," Commander Malak coldly stated..

An aide whispered something making the Commander mad, "The away team surrendered then shot the officers.." reading a pad the aide handed him. "The federation does not take hostages.." Commander Malak balled his fist, as he turned and looked at Commander V'Zat..

"Is there an issue Commander Malak," Commander V'Zat stoically spoke?

"Commander.. We are being hailed.." Lt. Grosler gets a confused look on his face, "Archon Freshik.. "

"Put it on the viewscreen," Commander V'Zat was curious..

On the screen a human looking person with four arms was wearing all black.. Moving her hair, "Commander V'Zat..  Why has the Iotian Ambassador Grosler taken my security personel hostage. At a historical site.."

"They are federation," Commander Malak was angry..

"You assured us that is was A federation away Team Commander Malak.. That their phasers and transporter technology would be usless." Archon Freshik was angry as her tongue lashed out, "You did not tell us that it was an A vacationing Ambassador.. The federation is one thing.. "

"It is a lie," Commander Malak was angry as V'Zat sat back.. "They are starfleet personnel.."

"Ensign Neil has not denied that.. His trying to negotiate with our people so the Ambassador does not have her personal Iotian guards execute our people. They have shot five hostages so far.. He is behaving just like you said the federation would.. Words and peace," Archon Freshik slammed two fist into her table.. "A planet full of gansters and criminals.. That are part of the criminal underworld.. Notorius for taking slavesvia the Orion Syndicate.. That was not part of the deal."

Lt. Grosler has to cover his mouth, "Commander V'Zat.." V'Zat looks back to the security station, "The file you requested.."

"Do you think the Romulan," Commander Malak stops when the aide phasers him..

"I assume Command of this.. this trade mission," The female romulan aide coldly looks around at the quiet crew.. "Archon.. The Romulan Trade ministry is willing to help negotiate the release of the Iotian hostages.." 

"As is the Federation.. Archon," Commander V'Zat took a moment.. "Archon.. Perhaps all parties can meet aboard my vessel.. "

"We will not be assimulated by the Federations," The Archon had one of her aides speaking.. "What do you mean that the news is running the Hostage situation.. We.." The aide whispered, "The first Committee wishes to.." Closing her two eyes, "Commander.. Of course we will negotiate on board your vessel.."

"Commander," V'Zat speaks to the quiet Romulan on the screen..

"Sub- commander Rikre.. Of Course the Trade Ministry has no problem in putting this unfortunate incident behind us.. " The Sub Commander looks at the screen ,"So the Federation has a spine. Send me the details. I suggest we allow the federation to send only medical personel."

The Archon glares, "Of course.. Accompanied by my security people.. I suggest we meet aboard the Federation Starship in two hours.."

As both females cut the screen, Lt. Grosler takes a deep breath.. Looking down at his console, "Long range Communications have been restored.. Admiral Henry is hailing us.."

"Bridge to medical," Commander V'Zat calmly speaks..

"Boyce here," The female Doctor answered..

"We have wounded on the planets surface.. Per protocol have the triage team prepared to beam down in two minutes," Commander V'Zat spoke..

"Commander.."

"Right now put together the triage team," Commander V'Zat turned off the communication.. "Put Admiral Henry back on the view screen.."
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