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Quote:The Four Cats

Four  men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

The  second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and

The  fourth man was a Government  Employee.


To  show off, the Engineer called his cat,  "T-square, do your stuff."



T-square  pranced over to the desk, took out some paper  and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.



Everyone  agreed that was pretty smart.



But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,


"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet  went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that  was good.


But  the Chemist said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said, "Measure, do your  stuff."

Measure  got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart  of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard  and poured

Exactly  8 ounces without spilling a drop into the  glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.


Then  the three men turned to the Government Employee  and said, "What can your cat  do?"


The  Government Employee called his cat and said,  "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."
 
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......



                                                          


Ate  the cookies........


Drank  the milk.....



Sh*t on the paper.......




                                                          
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Screwed the other three cats........


Claimed  he injured his back while doing so.


                                                          

Filed  a grievance report for unsafe working  conditions......

                                                          


Put  in for Workers  Compensation.................. and

Went  home for the rest of the day on sick leave...........
                                                                                                                      

                                                           
                                                           


                                                          



AND  THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY  EVERYONE WANTS TO
WORK  FOR THE GOVERNMENT!


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4 cat owners - by 727Sky - 09-28-2017, 07:23 AM
RE: 4 cat owners - by guohua - 09-28-2017, 05:01 PM
RE: 4 cat owners - by Mystic Wanderer - 09-28-2017, 05:22 PM

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