What do you want to be

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A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class:  "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
 
    LITTLE BRIAN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A NAVY PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS, FIND ME THE FINEST GIRLFRIEND, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH OVER A MILLION BUCKS, AN APARTMENT IN COPACABANA, A MANSION IN PARIS, A JET TO TRAVEL THROUGHOUT EUROPE, AN INFINITE VISA CARD, AND ALL THE WHILE MAKING LOVE TO HER LIKE A LOOSE SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE."

    THE TEACHER, SHOCKED, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HORRIBLE RESPONSE FROM LITTLE BRIAN, SO SHE DECIDES NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE SAID AND SIMPLY TRIES TO CONTINUE WITH THE LESSON .

    "And how about you, Sarah?"
 
   "I wanna be Brian's GIRL !"