07-02-2020, 02:32 PM
(07-01-2020, 10:23 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote:
Yes, I'd say that would be VERY embarrassing.
I really can't ... Let me think...
Maybe the time I was on a date and we made a stop along the way. He was walking toward the front of the car and I walked to the back because I needed to poot very badly. (Yes, I said poot.) I though it would be silent, but it came out like one of those freight trains that have a sputtering engine.
He turned and looked back my way, but quickly realized what the train noise was and turned back. I think he was trying to pretend like he didn't hear here it to save me the embarrassment.
We both got back in the car eventually and acted like nothing had happened.
LMAO! That's great! There's one stretch of road in South Bossier and for about a half a mile midways in, it always smells like sewage, even to this day. That was always my go-to cruise when I was on a first or second date. You know how you always get nervous (or at least I do) and have to fart. I'd always go down that stretch to take the edge off and relieve the pain in my stomach. The sewer smell was my best friend in the early stages of my relationships.
The Goonies R good enough