06-24-2020, 06:00 AM
(06-24-2020, 05:29 AM)NarcolepticBuddha Wrote: In my best C-3P0 voice:
Odd. No one to greet us..!
Bwahahahaha You thought you could ditch me but I found you out! Your site just became DE-valued!
We're here. We wait. We watch, we hide in the shadows, just gauging the exact right time to pounce...
Matter of fact I'm the one that opened the door so you could get in...
Those squeaky hinges? Yeah, that was all me...
BWAHAHAAAHAAAH!
Welcome, and please, come into the parlor...
That's where we keep the cold beer this evening!
The dancing girls are late, but they'll be along shortly...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’