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They walk and drive amoung us all !
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Quote:A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge (still working),  
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
 
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' 
 
The next day someone stole it! 
 
They walk amongst us! 
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One day I was walking down the beach with 
Some friends when someone shouted..... 
"Look at that dead bird!" 
Someone looked up at the sky and said..."Where?" 
 
They walk among us!  
 
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the 
Real Estate agent which direction was north because 
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. 
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' 
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east 
and has for some time. She shook her head and said, 
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......' 
 
They Walk Among Us! 
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the 
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. 
She drove down in a convertible, but said 
she "didn't think she'd get sunburned 
because the car was moving." 
 
They Walk Among Us! 
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car 
Which is designed to cut through a seat belt 
If she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk. 
 
They Walk Among Us! 
 
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. 
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry 
because she was a trained professional and 
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 
'Has your plane arrived yet?'... 
(I work with professionals like this.) 
 
They Walk Among Us! 
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man 
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook
asked him if he would like it cut 
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time,
then said "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
Enough to eat 6 pieces.”
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Years back I was traveling to Estonia , this was before they joined the EU. So I was standing in the passport line and behind me there was a young Estonian  girl and a young American girl, they were about 20 years old.
The American ask her friend what her middle name was, and on hearing it she said "Thats a beautiful name, how long have you had it".
I think that was when my BP problems started.
A wile back I changed BP meds and the new meds came with warnings in English. One of the warnings was "May lower blood pressure".
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I was somewhat bemused to discover that the dog's shampoo 'has not been tested on animals'.  tinybighuh
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