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It's News Guys, But Not As We Know it!
It's official, the world is now Zombie-Land.
tinywhat



Quote:Teesside woman accused of exposing penis, using sex toy and masturbating in public (UK)
Chloe Thompson, 41, from Middlesbrough, has pleaded not guilty to the three charges

'A woman accused of indecent exposure, masturbating in public and using a sex toy in a public place,
will stand trial early next year. Chloe Thompson, of Borough Road, Middlesbrough, appeared at Teesside
Magistrates' Court on Wednesday after denying the offences.

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Battery-loving Chloe.

She is charged with committing a public nuisance by indecently exposing her penis to other members of the
public, whilst masturbating from a property window. The incident reportedly took place on Cromer Street,
Middlesbrough, on August 13.

On the same date, the 41-year-old is also alleged to have masturbated on the street in view of others.
A further complaint was also made to police after she was reportedly caught using a sex toy on Wellesley Road,
Middlesbrough, on the same date. Thompson was due to stand trial on Wednesday for the offences.

She spoke only to confirm her name and enter her not guilty pleas.
Due to paperwork errors the trial was adjourned until February 15...'
Gazette:


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(11-28-2021, 10:47 AM)BIAD Wrote: It's official, the world is now Zombie-Land.
tinywhat



Quote:Teesside woman accused of exposing penis, using sex toy and masturbating in public (UK)
Chloe Thompson, 41, from Middlesbrough, has pleaded not guilty to the three charges

'A woman accused of indecent exposure, masturbating in public and using a sex toy in a public place,
will stand trial early next year. Chloe Thompson, of Borough Road, Middlesbrough, appeared at Teesside
Magistrates' Court on Wednesday after denying the offences.

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Battery-loving Chloe.

She is charged with committing a public nuisance by indecently exposing her penis to other members of the
public, whilst masturbating from a property window. The incident reportedly took place on Cromer Street,
Middlesbrough, on August 13.

On the same date, the 41-year-old is also alleged to have masturbated on the street in view of others.
A further complaint was also made to police after she was reportedly caught using a sex toy on Wellesley Road,
Middlesbrough, on the same date. Thompson was due to stand trial on Wednesday for the offences.

She spoke only to confirm her name and enter her not guilty pleas.
Due to paperwork errors the trial was adjourned until February 15...'
Gazette:

SHE has a penis to flash at people?

Someone stop this world, right now. I wanna get off of it!

Regarding the legality, apparently that sort of thing is illegal in the UK, but it's not here. Here, as longs as you are in a private property, you can stand naked in front of your window and eat ice cream all day long if you like. Folks don't have to look in your house.

Now, doing the same thing at the park, well, that might become a problem...

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“The nature of psychological compulsion is such that those who act under constraint remain under the impression that they are acting on their own initiative. The victim of mind-manipulation does not know that he is a victim. To him the walls of his prison are invisible, and he believes himself to be free. That he is not free is apparent only to other people.”

-Aldous Huxley

-- Got mask? Just sayin'...




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(11-28-2021, 10:54 AM)Ninurta Wrote: SHE has a penis to flash at people?

Well...yes


Quote:'A sex offender has been hauled in front of a judge for setting up a TikTok account as part of 'sustained breaches" of an order.
Chloe Thompson, previously convicted as Andrew McNab, had been put on the sex offender register and made subject to
notification requirements in 2011 for sexually assaulting an underage girl.

But the 41-year-old was brought back to court on Tuesday after breaching her notification requirements for the 11th time.
On January 14, Thompson had set up a TikTok account - a video-social networking app frequently used by children - under
the username of ChloeThompson278.

However, she failed to notify the police about the account.
Following concerns from her housing association, her offender manager, who is also a police officer, attended her address
on February 4 and checked her mobile phone. It was then that the officer discovered the TikTok account...'
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The death-throes of the media continues wit this little ditty of slamming anything they deem 'news'
into article-form, regardless of the lack of informative composition.
tinylaughing



Quote:Man and woman stabbed to death in horrific double murder in London before suspect, 52, arrested 70 miles away

'Detectives have launched a murder investigation after a horror double stabbing in North London - as cops swoop
on a suspect 70 miles away. A man and woman were killed at a property in Wood Green, North London, before officers
arrested a 52-year-old man in Huntington, Cambridgeshire.

Paramedics were called to the house on Mayes Road just after 9.30am yesterday on a welfare check and found a man
and a woman who had been stabbed. Officers have not confirmed the identities or ages of the man and woman who
were killed.

Cops then swooped on an address 70 miles away in Huntingdon and arrested a man on suspicion of murder.
He currently remains in custody while being quizzed by detectives...'

Now for some interesting filler from neighbours of the deceased. 
Maybe something can be gleaned from these fascinating accounts?!!!



Quote:'Residents in the block of flats on top of Wood Green shopping centre say that they regularly saw a man and a woman,
but they kept to themselves. One neighbour, 59, said: "I was at home lying on my bed and heard people speaking outside.
"There were about 10 or more officers knocking on doors. They asked me if I heard anything yesterday, but I was out.

“I’ve lived here 27-years and he would never speak with anyone. There was a man and girl living there - one of my neighbours
said the girl was his daughter. “The younger man was a really big man with a beard, like a bodybuilder.
"I’m close with everyone else, but never did I speak to them. They would never say hello or anything like that.”

Another neighbour added: “I came home from work this morning and the police knocked on my door.
"I knew there was a man and woman living there.I would see the older gentleman walking around too. 
“He always seemed a little under the weather and didn’t speak to anyone.” A third local said: “They kept themselves to themselves
so we didn’t really know them. “I would see them every now and then, coming in and out of the flat.

“There was a couple living there and an older man. They always seemed like normal people going about their day.”...'

Wow, talk about relevant information!


Quote:WELFARE CHECK
A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Efforts are under way to confirm the identities of the deceased and to locate their next of kin.
"At 09.37hrs on Sunday 28 November, police were called to a property in Mayes Road, N22 after concerns were raised for the welfare
of the occupant.

"Officers attended with London Ambulance Service paramedics. They found a man and a woman who had been stabbed and were
unresponsive. "They were both pronounced dead at the scene.

"A 52-year-old man has been arrested at an address in Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire, on suspicion of murder in connection with this
incident. He remains in custody."...'
The Sun:

mediumfacepalm Oh Gawd... no mention of the Mandela Flu!
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Terrorism takes many forms and the transport of explosives is one of the serious concerns facing us today.
tinyhuh


Quote:BUM SQUAD Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom

'The bomb squad raced to an A&E after a patient arrived with an artillery shell stuck up his behind.
Army explosives experts were scrambled after medics feared the anti-tank round could be about to explode.

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One question rarely asked is: Did he walk to the hospital or get the bus?

The unnamed patient told doctors he “slipped and fell” on the 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile taken
from his private arsenal of military collectables. It was later identified as being a World War Two 57mm shell
that were typically fired from six-pounder anti-tank guns.

A source told The Sun: “The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.
"He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it — and it went up his a**e.
“He was in a considerable amount of pain. I think he collected military memorabilia.”
Police said they responded to “a report that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum”.

A spokesman added: “The item had been removed prior to police arrival and the Army’s Explosive Ordnance
Disposal team were contacted.” Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to Gloucestershire
Royal Hospital, in Gloucester.

A defence source said: “It was a solid shot round. It was a chunky, pointed lump of lead designed to rip through a
tank’s armour. “It was basically an inert lump of metal, so there was no risk to life — at least not to anyone else’s.”

The Sun doctor Carol Cooper said the patient could have died if the round had pierced his gut.
She added: “The range of objects that are pushed into rectums is incredible, from wine glasses to ketchup bottles
and parts of hoovers. "Sadly, it is an everyday occurrence in A&E — but I have never heard of the bomb squad being
called out before.”

A hospital spokesman yesterday said: “As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were
followed to ensure there was no risk to patients, staff or visitors at any time.” The MoD said: “We can confirm an Army
Explosive Ordnance Disposal team was called out to Gloucestershire at the request of local police.”

The sheepish patient is understood to have been released from the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery...'
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(12-03-2021, 10:12 AM)BIAD Wrote: Terrorism takes many forms and the transport of explosives is one of the serious concerns facing us today.
tinyhuh

This is not as rare of an occurrence as some may think, and has been happening a lot longer than one would imagine.

Quote:Hospital presentation with foreign bodies retained in the rectum is no longer rare although concrete epidemiological data are still lacking[1,2]. The earliest report of rectal foreign body dates back to the sixteenth century[3]. There have been recent reports to suggest an increasing incidence and hospital presentations with foreign bodies retained within the rectum[1-6]. Our prediction is that it is very much likely that such increasing hospital presentations shall continue to rise with the use of different objects for anal sexual fantasy. Objects retained in the rectum are mainly encountered in the adults following either intentional or non-intentional insertion. Occasionally, the retained objects may result from accidental or deliberate ingestion which had travelled through the whole of the gastrointestinal tract only to be impacted in the rectum[1-3,6,7].  https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7256554/

Looks like they handled it patiently, no reports of this being a bum's rushed case.
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(12-03-2021, 10:12 AM)BIAD Wrote: Terrorism takes many forms and the transport of explosives is one of the serious concerns facing us today.
tinyhuh


Quote:BUM SQUAD Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom

'The bomb squad raced to an A&E after a patient arrived with an artillery shell stuck up his behind.
Army explosives experts were scrambled after medics feared the anti-tank round could be about to explode... "

Laxatives usually work for me... A bit anal retentive, I suppose.


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Experience...? Well, that comes from poor judgment."
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