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Meanwhile, after Boy In A Dress made his Soros images, he quietly slipped me
his other artwork.

The sky is full of fireworks in remembrance of Guy Fawkes this evening and
watching BIAD flinch as the dying embers from spent rockets spill onto his
cleavage is... well, it made me giggle!


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(11-05-2019, 09:34 PM)BIAD Wrote:
(11-04-2019, 11:13 PM)BIAD Wrote: It's gone ten o'clock in the evening here and BIAD has just wandered off to his shed.
I will instruct him in the morning!

And so I did! (If you think the poster should be different, give me a shout!)

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Yeah - now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout! Give my regards to BIAD on a job well done!

" I don't mind killin' a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight... or if there's money involved... or a woman... "

 - Jayne Cobb, Hero of Canton
I passed on Ninurta's gratitude after Boy In A Dress returned from his visit to the mother-in-law
and I don't know how to accurately describe his action after hearing from 'the Gunman' -as BIAD
calls him, but technically it was a curtsy.
(Jeez, and he squashes both of 'em at the base of the dip)

Anyway, with the cold weather tarrying in this area, the Man-Girl casually mentioned that today,
there were no lewd incidents and my wife's mother's abode. Maybe the same 'nithering' air
decreases Stan and Fred's ardour.


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Another rainy one and I'm sure even Boy In A Dress is getting a bit sick of standing
under the deluge and calling bathing. I would say 'squeaky clean' but Stan and Fred
may be perusing the website and they'll get excited!

Facebook art.

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Those in control of the weather must've come up with the idea of combining the dark
with the end of rainfall as the little glowing lantern hanging above the door of Boy In A
Dress' shed isn't looking blurred any more from my position at the window.

The news tells me there's been a fatality because of this wet stuff and so I won't dwell
on it with levity any longer.

Here's BIAD's dried-out artwork.


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The light -if it ever tarried on this grey Saturday, has left at the same time Boy In A Dress
set out to his Discotheque. It's not that long ago that I sat on this same spot posting the
Man-Girl's artwork whilst BIAD went out and the beaming sun assured me it wouldn't leave.

I miss that sun... I miss that slick-feeling that we all have when wearing a tie in the house
and I think I know why the skipping hermaphrodite doesn't brandish under-crackers.


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I should have realised that Boy In A Dress was looking over my shoulder at the Shout Box
by two 'squishy' clues I realised later. He said nothing over coffee, but I reckon that even
then, he was conjuring with ideas about Mystic, Ninurta and the bear-meat discussion.

He's a sly one is BIAD.


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The sun dared to peek it's head from behind the clouds and I'm guessing it was
merely a respite before it buggered off south. So Boy In A Dress and I did minimal
work in the garden today.


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Tuesday was almost a copy of yesterday except for the incident with Boy In A Dress
coiling-up a hose-pipe and some remaining water inside it. Brrr...! they stuck out like
chapel hat-pegs!


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To reinforce relationships between France and the UK, my sister-in-law decided
to take us out to a restaurant last night and hence, no artwork.

Boy In A Dress accompanied us and apart from firing cherries at the smiling waiters
by using his 'chest muscles', the meal was nice and we enjoyed each other's company.

Today -apart from BIAD's flatulence in the garden this morning, it's been another quiet one.


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The week draws to a close and lets hope the rain also calls it a day and goes away.
The damage is supposed to be terrible and lives were lost.

Boy In A Dress spent Friday wandering the sodden garden assuring the well-soaked
plants that all will be well. Maybe BIAD has some inside information he's not telling?!


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Boy In A Dress and his polychromatic bunch of friends always brings a smile to my
face as I watch them wander off to their evening's gyrations.

Maybe if an alien race landed and used some-sort of weird kitchen-blender on them,
I'd be still hard pressed to say you'd end-up with a normal human.

From here at my front-room window, I'm sure one of them has three arms and the
one walking next to BIAD... well, his head is on the wrong way.

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As we enjoyed our Sunday morning coffees, I saw Boy In A Dress turn his eyeless face
to the cloud-covered sky and wistfully mention something about the exhilaration a
person feels when they parachute from an aeroplane and especially at night.

With my cup empty, I suddenly had the feeling that BIAD had been D.B Cooper in another
life and recalled a holdall I'd seen in the depths of the back of his shed.
Nah... that guy wore sunglasses.


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The sister-in-law left us for her home back in France and after a tearful goodbye from
ourselves, her and Boy In A Dress, the grinning maniac treated my wife's sister to an
eyeful of what we were used to seeing.

It involved the Man-Girl scrutinising the label on her suitcase and now I know what
'Bon Chagrin' means. The sister-in-law also made a comment involving the weight
-measure they use on the European mainland regarding what she was staring at.


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As some of you may know, I recently dumped any access to live television as I believe
it's a pile of steaming excrement that holds no honourable merit.

But Boy In A Dress did occasionally enjoy some of the comedy shows that were sometimes
broadcast. So with the assistance of YouTube, I found a jewel that made him chuckle today.

It's called the Trump Impeachment Enquiry.


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