08-04-2021, 04:06 PM
(08-04-2021, 06:02 AM)Schmoe1 Wrote:(08-04-2021, 12:16 AM)ABNARTY Wrote: So... how do you really feel about Flys?
While at work, I take great joy in using an 8 inch piece of blue tempered spring steel, drawing one end back like a bow, waiting for the piece of shit to land, then watch it explode as I release the steel.
One of my finest moments this summer was a decapitation I scored on one particular bastard that buzzed me for a good hour before I got it.
They get me back though. When I make a coffee, I leave the lid off so it cools off a bit sometime in the next half hour to be drinkable. I went to pick my coffee up to take a sip, and what do I see floating at the top? One of those little pieces of shit. Not a horse fly, just it's equally shitty cousin.