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According to Genetics, at age 47, I am already dead!
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Explanation: So uhm yeah ... according to genetics ... I am dead already ... here is why ...

New ‘DNA clock’ finds that if our genes had their way, humans would have a ‘natural’ lifespan of 38 years


Quote:Humans have a “natural” lifespan of around 38 years, according to a new method we have developed for estimating the lifespans of different species by analysing their DNA.

Personal Disclosure: This has come as a sudden shock to me and I am not sure how to deal with it! tinywhat

According to that study I have been dead for nearly an entire decade and nobody told me! tinybighuh 

How the hell does this affect my bucket list? tinyshocked
P.S. NO!, You CAN NOT Have My Stuff!  tinyfunny 

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According to Genetics, at age 47, I am already dead! - by OmegaLogos - 02-15-2020, 05:13 AM

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