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Thread: Did we help blow up Russia's pipe line ?
Post: RE: Did we help blow up Russia's pipe line ?
| The only thing Russian we're helping to blow up is their pussy military. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
General News and Events
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09-30-2022, 04:26 PM |
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Thread: Fuck the queen
Post: RE: Fuck the queen
| I remember seeing this buckle on ATS over 10 years ago.
Masons control the healthcare system too, you know. I will harvest your livers. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Breaking News
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09-19-2022, 06:10 PM |
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Thread: The Real Reason For The Baby Formula Shortage
Post: RE: The Real Reason For The Baby Formula Shortage
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Snarl Wrote: (05-17-2022, 01:41 PM)
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Milkshakes have been overthrown for "stuff juice" in @"kdog"'s yard.
Glad it wasn't my job getting you the memo this time.
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He's my breast friend because... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Political News and more
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05-17-2022, 02:29 PM |
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Thread: The Real Reason For The Baby Formula Shortage
Post: RE: The Real Reason For The Baby Formula Shortage
| @"beez" and his milkshakes can easily fix this problem. |
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Political News and more
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05-17-2022, 01:19 PM |
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Thread: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems to be down
Post: RE: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems t...
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beez Wrote: (04-10-2022, 01:29 AM)
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So did Augustus's girlfriend.
:tinywhat:
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Correct, she took Latin. Sadly for her she did not take PT and I was able to chase her down in the woods from be... |
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Off Topic
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04-11-2022, 02:12 PM |
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Thread: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems to be down
Post: RE: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems t...
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guohua Wrote: (04-07-2022, 07:48 PM)
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I doubt that. :tinysure:
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LOL. That's what we were telling everyone on Discord when they showed up the first time. Best part is it was about a 75% belief ... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Off Topic
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04-07-2022, 07:51 PM |
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Thread: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems to be down
Post: RE: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems t...
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beez Wrote: (04-07-2022, 07:38 PM)
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DToM turned me into a newt.
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You sadly never got better. |
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Off Topic
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04-07-2022, 07:50 PM |
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Thread: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems to be down
Post: RE: I don't know what to say here.... ATS seems t...
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DontTreadOnMe Wrote: (04-03-2022, 06:15 PM)
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Was online earlier, maybe an hour and a half ago, now it just times out.
It's been over an hour.
Anyone who visits there having issues?
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You wer... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Off Topic
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04-07-2022, 07:28 PM |
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Thread: Anyone do the Ancestry Thing?
Post: RE: Anyone do the Ancestry Thing?
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Ninurta Wrote: (04-06-2022, 10:55 PM)
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When did they become unregulated? The FDA was regulating them, so when did that change?
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There have been several investigations into inadequately secured ... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Daily Chit Chat
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04-07-2022, 01:53 PM |
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Thread: Anyone do the Ancestry Thing?
Post: RE: Anyone do the Ancestry Thing?
| If you want your DNA information owned and monetized by an unregulated industry then you should certainly give them a sample. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Daily Chit Chat
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04-06-2022, 02:40 PM |
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Thread: Shannon Sharpe Blasted for Saying He’d Rather ‘Pay $20 a Gallon Than Have Trump in Of
Post: RE: Shannon Sharpe Blasted for Saying He’d Rather ...
| What exactly are you asking me to bloviate on? I don't recall particpating in this thread but I had an alert...still trying to figure this site out. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
General News and Events
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04-06-2022, 01:10 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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beez Wrote: (04-01-2022, 02:12 PM)
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Afterwards I spoke with a British accent for a bit.
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It helps to have that when it comes to ordering jellied eels. |
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Daily Chit Chat
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04-01-2022, 02:19 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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Daily Chit Chat
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04-01-2022, 01:34 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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FauxMulder Wrote: (03-31-2022, 03:04 PM)
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I like to refer to the ketchup as "gravy". This is the way of the motherland.
Kind of irrelevant though, since Kraft Mac and Cheese is peak Italian cui... |
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Daily Chit Chat
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03-31-2022, 03:10 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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FauxMulder Wrote: (03-31-2022, 02:53 PM)
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If you lose, I get all your noodles...and noodle press.
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I may lose on purpose just so your uncultured ass can continue to eat noodles and ketchup and ... |
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Daily Chit Chat
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03-31-2022, 03:00 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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beez Wrote: (03-31-2022, 02:44 PM)
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I actually have to work today, so later when I'm at the home office I'll set up the board. I'll give you the opportunity to make the first move. You can be the... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Daily Chit Chat
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03-31-2022, 02:47 PM |
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Thread: MSM and Pathetic Loser - Perfect Team
Post: RE: MSM and Pathetic Loser - Perfect Team
| You have this schmo's number? I'd like to get some money from him.
Not the Canadian type because that shit is like the ruble of North America, but maybe he can GoFunMe some dollars because me need ... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
General News and Events
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03-31-2022, 02:46 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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IAMTAT Wrote: (03-31-2022, 02:28 PM)
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This ought to be interesting...Two sock puppets playing with themselves.
#Matchofthecentury.
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That's what we do on every day ending in 'day'. |
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Daily Chit Chat
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03-31-2022, 02:38 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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IAMTAT Wrote: (03-31-2022, 01:25 PM)
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Careful.
Beez is a regular Boris Spastic.
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I always thought of him as Blobby Fischer. |
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Daily Chit Chat
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03-31-2022, 02:13 PM |
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Thread: A game of chess, pr'aps?
Post: RE: A game of chess, pr'aps?
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beez Wrote: (03-26-2022, 12:10 AM)
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I don't have many hobbies or do much but work and yell at my interns when I'm not doting on my beautiful and ever-patient bride of over 3 decades.
But I do en... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Daily Chit Chat
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03-31-2022, 01:18 PM |
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Thread: Reimagine Tomorrow by The Walt Disney Company
Post: RE: Reimagine Tomorrow by The Walt Disney Company
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beez Wrote: (03-30-2022, 07:13 PM)
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A tale as old as time, about a boy. . . and his colon.
*sobs*
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Waiting for the Lion Kinky. |
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Political News and more
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03-30-2022, 07:28 PM |
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Thread: To the Return of ATS
Post: RE: To the Return of ATS
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TDDA Wrote: (03-23-2022, 09:30 PM)
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Lol first no one ever claimed to be hacked.
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No, what we were doing to all the hapless refugees as they entered the Discord chat was to let them know DToM h... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
The Rogue's Bar, Grill and Grotto
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03-24-2022, 07:25 PM |
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Thread: Just got here? Step this way, please...
Post: RE: Just got here? Step this way, please...
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senona Wrote: (03-23-2022, 12:16 AM)
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Aaah, I know what you mean.
I have a couple of them myself. :minusculerolleyes:
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So long as they aren't TAT or DB you should be fine. Or Kevin. He's th... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
The Welcome Mat
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03-23-2022, 06:58 PM |
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Thread: To the Return of ATS
Post: RE: To the Return of ATS
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interupt42 Wrote: (03-22-2022, 07:58 PM)
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What a double edge sword of appreciation.
Thanking the Admins, but then threatening them with you staying here.
:tinybiggrin:
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LOL. Good point. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
The Rogue's Bar, Grill and Grotto
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03-22-2022, 10:25 PM |
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Thread: To the Return of ATS
Post: RE: To the Return of ATS
| Just wanted to thank the Admins and members who welcomed all of us, that was appreciated. I'll probably stick around and post here, particularly since you have the more evil versions of my ATS pals po... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
The Rogue's Bar, Grill and Grotto
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03-22-2022, 12:12 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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FauxMulder Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:49 PM)
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the last time we played truth bomb I got a warning on ATS.
It was something about how dolphins are known to masterbate with the beheaded carcasses of f... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 05:10 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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IAMTAT Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:45 PM)
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Going to watch him pole dance at Applebeez is definitely habit forming.
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I saw him at a Ho-lihans once. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:46 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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beez Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:42 PM)
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True.
"I Dream of Weenie" was too long to say.
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Maybe open your mouth next time, FFS. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:43 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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IAMTAT Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:37 PM)
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It's currently been re-tasked to deliver donated spatulas to help orphaned nuns in Scranton.
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#TruthBomb:
Beez's stripper name is 'Whorphaned Nun'. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:40 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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FauxMulder Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:27 PM)
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They do make tasty post lobotomy cakes, though
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I keep seeing my 'rapeutation' keeps going up? Why? |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:29 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
| And gingers. They suck too. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:26 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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FauxMulder Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:21 PM)
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I don't know how you expect me to remember anything after the lobotomy
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Probably best...you screamed a lot and we laugh a lot. Good times. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:22 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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beez Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:19 PM)
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But to get back on topic, we just have to make sure Kevin never finds out about this site.
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I hate Kevin. He probably killed ATS. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:20 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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FauxMulder Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:18 PM)
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HEY! I resemble that remark!
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Didn't we adopt you as the Fourth Idiot? |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:19 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
| I remember when you were in Lard of the Cock Rings. |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:17 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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beez Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:13 PM)
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You should see my fan fiction of those two!
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Swordfight at the OGay Corral? |
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Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:14 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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beez Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:10 PM)
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It's like Grinder but with more dick pictures.
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Why would people like pictures of Nixon and and Butkus? |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:12 PM |
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Thread: New members and Sockpuppets
Post: RE: New members and Sockpuppets
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beez Wrote: (03-21-2022, 04:05 PM)
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As an internet expert on sock puppets and Marvel Action Figures (see me if you want The Hulk, I have extras) I can safely say that I will be on the look out for ... |
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AugustusMasonicus |
Humor, Jokes & Pranks
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03-21-2022, 04:07 PM |
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Thread: Hobbies?
Post: RE: Hobbies?
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Snarl Wrote: (03-21-2022, 02:30 PM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 02:21 PM)
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Schmoe1 Wrote: (03-21-2022, 02:13 PM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 01:19 PM)
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FlyingClayDis... |
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Daily Chit Chat
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03-21-2022, 02:55 PM |
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Thread: Hobbies?
Post: RE: Hobbies?
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Schmoe1 Wrote: (03-21-2022, 02:13 PM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 01:19 PM)
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FlyingClayDisk Wrote: (03-21-2022, 05:42 AM)
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I collect pencils.
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Taxidermy.
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Human?
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Maybe? |
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Daily Chit Chat
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03-21-2022, 02:21 PM |
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Thread: Hobbies?
Post: RE: Hobbies?
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FlyingClayDisk Wrote: (03-21-2022, 05:42 AM)
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I collect pencils.
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Taxidermy. |
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Daily Chit Chat
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03-21-2022, 01:19 PM |
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Thread: Just got here? Step this way, please...
Post: RE: Just got here? Step this way, please...
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Rodinus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 11:48 AM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 11:39 AM)
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Rodinus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 11:15 AM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 11:10 AM)
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senona Wrot... |
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The Welcome Mat
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03-21-2022, 11:59 AM |
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Thread: Just got here? Step this way, please...
Post: RE: Just got here? Step this way, please...
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Rodinus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 11:15 AM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-21-2022, 11:10 AM)
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senona Wrote: (03-20-2022, 10:53 PM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-20-2022, 04:04 PM)
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I saw they le... |
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The Welcome Mat
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03-21-2022, 11:39 AM |
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Thread: Just got here? Step this way, please...
Post: RE: Just got here? Step this way, please...
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senona Wrote: (03-20-2022, 10:53 PM)
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AugustusMasonicus Wrote: (03-20-2022, 04:04 PM)
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I saw they let DB and TAT join. I may just unplug from the internet now.
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Um, dare I ask?! :tinysu... |
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The Welcome Mat
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03-21-2022, 11:10 AM |
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Thread: Just got here? Step this way, please...
Post: RE: Just got here? Step this way, please...
| I saw they let DB and TAT join. I may just unplug from the internet now. |
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The Welcome Mat
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