A game of chess, pr'aps? - Printable Version

A game of chess, pr'aps? - Printable Version

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RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - FauxMulder - 03-31-2022

(03-30-2022, 09:38 PM)IAMTAT Wrote: Fashion Pro Tip:
I braid my goatee to my nipple hair and it has done wonders for my posture.

And as a bonus, your boobs no longer sag.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - beez - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 01:18 AM)FauxMulder Wrote:
(03-30-2022, 09:38 PM)IAMTAT Wrote: Fashion Pro Tip:
I braid my goatee to my nipple hair and it has done wonders for my posture.

And as a bonus, your boobs no longer sag.

Just don't nod or shake your head.

tinylaughing

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - IAMTAT - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 01:18 AM)FauxMulder Wrote:
(03-30-2022, 09:38 PM)IAMTAT Wrote: Fashion Pro Tip:
I braid my goatee to my nipple hair and it has done wonders for my posture.

And as a bonus, your boobs no longer sag.

I'm not a biologist, but I prefer to call them 'Gender Fluid Jugs' or 'Flabby Pictorals'.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - AugustusMasonicus - 03-31-2022

(03-26-2022, 12:10 AM)beez Wrote: I don't have many hobbies or do much but work and yell at my interns when I'm not doting on my beautiful and ever-patient bride of over 3 decades.

But I do enjoy a good game of chess.

I could set up my board, and would challenge any Rogue to a game.

Ok, pigeon, you're on.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - IAMTAT - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 01:18 PM)AugustusMasonicus Wrote:
(03-26-2022, 12:10 AM)beez Wrote: I don't have many hobbies or do much but work and yell at my interns when I'm not doting on my beautiful and ever-patient bride of over 3 decades.

But I do enjoy a good game of chess.

I could set up my board, and would challenge any Rogue to a game.

Ok, pigeon, you're on.

Careful.
Beez is a regular Boris Spastic.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - AugustusMasonicus - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 01:25 PM)IAMTAT Wrote: Careful.
Beez is a regular Boris Spastic.

I always thought of him as Blobby Fischer.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - beez - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 01:18 PM)AugustusMasonicus Wrote:
(03-26-2022, 12:10 AM)beez Wrote: I don't have many hobbies or do much but work and yell at my interns when I'm not doting on my beautiful and ever-patient bride of over 3 decades.

But I do enjoy a good game of chess.

I could set up my board, and would challenge any Rogue to a game.

Ok, pigeon, you're on.

Challenge accepted!

(heh-heh-heh-heh, bring me Han Solo chess board)

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - IAMTAT - 03-31-2022

This ought to be interesting...Two sock puppets playing with themselves.
#Matchofthecentury.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - AugustusMasonicus - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 02:28 PM)IAMTAT Wrote: This ought to be interesting...Two sock puppets playing with themselves.
#Matchofthecentury.

That's what we do on every day ending in 'day'.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - beez - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 02:38 PM)AugustusMasonicus Wrote:
(03-31-2022, 02:28 PM)IAMTAT Wrote: This ought to be interesting...Two sock puppets playing with themselves.
#Matchofthecentury.

That's what we do on every day ending in 'day'.

I actually have to work today, so later when I'm at the home office I'll set up the board. I'll give you the opportunity to make the first move. You can be the white oppressor.

tinybiggrin

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - AugustusMasonicus - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 02:44 PM)beez Wrote: I actually have to work today, so later when I'm at the home office I'll set up the board. I'll give you the opportunity to make the first move. You can be the white oppressor.

I'll get my hood ready in anticipation.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - FauxMulder - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 02:47 PM)AugustusMasonicus Wrote: I'll get my hood ready in anticipation.

If you lose, I get all your noodles...and noodle press.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - AugustusMasonicus - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 02:53 PM)FauxMulder Wrote: If you lose, I get all your noodles...and noodle press.

I may lose on purpose just so your uncultured ass can continue to eat noodles and ketchup and think you're having Italian food.

Fkn barbarian.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - FauxMulder - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 03:00 PM)AugustusMasonicus Wrote:
(03-31-2022, 02:53 PM)FauxMulder Wrote: If you lose, I get all your noodles...and noodle press.

I may lose on purpose just so your uncultured ass can continue to eat noodles and ketchup and think you're having Italian food.

Fkn barbarian.

I like to refer to the ketchup as "gravy". This is the way of the motherland.

Kind of irrelevant though, since Kraft Mac and Cheese is peak Italian cuisine. Noodle perfection.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - AugustusMasonicus - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 03:04 PM)FauxMulder Wrote: I like to refer to the ketchup as "gravy". This is the way of the motherland.

Kind of irrelevant though, since Kraft Mac and Cheese is peak Italian cuisine. Noodle perfection.

Maybe tell me how much you like Two Buck Chuck next to help solidify why I detest you so much.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - IAMTAT - 03-31-2022

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I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - FauxMulder - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 03:10 PM)AugustusMasonicus Wrote:
(03-31-2022, 03:04 PM)FauxMulder Wrote: I like to refer to the ketchup as "gravy". This is the way of the motherland.

Kind of irrelevant though, since Kraft Mac and Cheese is peak Italian cuisine. Noodle perfection.

Maybe tell me how much you like Two Buck Chuck next to help solidify why I detest you so much.

Well, I'd be lying if I didn't admit it DOES pair perfectly with Stouffer's lasagna.

Probably top 5 Italian dishes.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - FauxMulder - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 03:13 PM)IAMTAT Wrote:

I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

Question.

Can we throw stuff at the athletes?

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - IAMTAT - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 03:16 PM)FauxMulder Wrote:
(03-31-2022, 03:13 PM)IAMTAT Wrote:

I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

Question.

Can we throw stuff at the athletes?

Yes...any can that has Chef Boyardee on the label.

RE: A game of chess, pr'aps? - FauxMulder - 03-31-2022

(03-31-2022, 03:32 PM)IAMTAT Wrote:
(03-31-2022, 03:16 PM)FauxMulder Wrote:
(03-31-2022, 03:13 PM)IAMTAT Wrote:

I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

Question.

Can we throw stuff at the athletes?

Yes...any can that has Chef Boyardee on the label.

Ok but we should be careful not to offend the Italian athletes. Chef Boyardee is world renowned. I'm pretty sure he has like 13 Michelin Stars.

Maybe we throw some Jolly Green Giant cans to even things out.