Quote:Clinton  v Titanic

Wish I could read books that  fast…    
Students  at a local school were  assigned to read two books,  'Titanic' &  'My Life' by Bill  Clinton. 
 


 
One student turned in the following book report, with  the proposition  that they were nearly identical stories!  
 
His cool  professor gave him an A+ for  this report.  
 
Titanic:        cost  -  $29.99
Clinton:       cost  -  $29.99
 
Titanic:         Over 3  hours to   read
Clinton:       Over 3  hours to  read
 
Titanic:        The story  of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe.
Clinton:       The story of  Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe.
 
Titanic:         Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:        Bill is a bullshit  artist.
 
Titanic:        In one  scene, Jack enjoys a good  cigar.
Clinton:       Ditto for  Bill.
 
Titanic:        During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:       Ditto for  Monica.
 
Titanic:        Jack  teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:        Let's not go there.
 
Titanic:        Rose gets  to keep her jewellery
Clinton:        Monica is forced to return her gifts.
 
Titanic:        Rose  remembers Jack for the rest of her  life.
Clinton:       Clinton remembers  Monica for the rest of his  life.
 
Titanic:        Rose goes  down on a vessel full of  seamen.
Clinton:       Monica...ooh,  let's not go there,  either.
 
Titanic:        Jack  surrenders to an icy  death.
Clinton:       Bill goes home to  Hilary - basically the same  thing.