Quote:AN AFGHAN

 
and

 
an Arab,

 
and an Australian Sheila

are in the same bar. 

When the Afghan finishes his beer,

[b]he throws his glass[/b] 

[b]in the air,[/b]
pulls out 

[b]his pistol,[/b]
and
[b]shoots[/b] 

the glass
[b]to pieces.[/b] 

[b]He says, 'In Afghanistan ,[/b] 

[b]our glasses are so[/b] 

[b]cheap we don't need[/b] 

[b]to drink with the
same one twice.'[/b] 

The Arab, obviously 

impressed by this, 

drinks non-alcohol beer 

(cuz he's a Muslim!), 

throws it into the 

air, pulls out his 

AK-47, and shoots 

the glass to pieces. 

He says, 'In the 

Arab World, we have 

so much sand to make 

glasses that we don't 

need to drink with 

the same one twice either.' 

The Aussie Sheila 
cool as a cucumber,

picks up her beer, 

downs it in one gulp, 

throws the glass into 

the air, whips out her 

45, and shoots the

Afghan and

 
the Arab.

Catching her glass, 

setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill, 

she says, 
'In Australia


We have so many 

illegal immigrants that 

we don't have to 

drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Australia !!