Quote::A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had the superior culture.

Quote:Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon" and arched his eyebrows.

The Scotsman replies, "Well ... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, "Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars."

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"

The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to the women!"

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 An Adult FAIRY TALE
 

 

 
 
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful  daughter.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No  matter what:
Metal
Wood
Stone
Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired. What could he do to help his  daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The  King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. 

But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.

He  too was sent away disappointed.

The  third prince approached. He told the Princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The  Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand.   And  it did not melt!!!  
The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed.

And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question:  What was in the Prince's pants

 
 




 



 


 

M&M's of course!  They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What on earth were you thinking???

I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!