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       *A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.*

       *I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see
       if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.*

       *'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big
       garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get
       me into heaven?'*

       *'NO!' the children answered.*

       *'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
       everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'*

       *Again, the answer was 'NO!'*

       *'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband,
       would that get me into heaven?'*

       *Again, they all answered 'NO!'*

       *I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how
       can I get into heaven?'*

       *A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE DEAD MISS.'*

       *They're a curious group, the Irish.*