Quote:Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.
  
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.
 
There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.   
 
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy?  25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.  
 
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"