04-23-2022, 06:44 PM
I posted this over on ATS. The responses are hilarious. I enjoyed getting to use the word penises in the title. Actually I thought it might disappear, but it's doing good.
Quote:My dick, need no introduction.
Your dick, don't even function.
My dick, served a whole luncheon.
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.
My dick , size of a pumpkin.
Your dick, look like Macaulay Culkin.
My dick, good good lovin'.
Your dick, good for nothin'.
(04-23-2022, 07:43 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: [ -> ]Ah Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaaaa! ATS put it in the trash bin and fined me 500pts, LOL!
Super Moderator Elevated One canned it. Perhaps if I had presented the information in a more clinical manor, but probably not.
(04-23-2022, 06:44 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: [ -> ]I posted this over on ATS. The responses are hilarious. I enjoyed getting to use the word penises in the title. Actually I thought it might disappear, but it's doing good.
(04-23-2022, 04:28 PM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ]Never had any complaints!
(04-23-2022, 11:54 PM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, sigh, I know. Never did get a refund. By the way did you get a check up at the free clinic like I advised.(04-23-2022, 11:12 PM)Bally002 Wrote: [ -> ](04-23-2022, 04:28 PM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ]Never had any complaints!
Obviously my giggling and chortling when you done me last time never rubbed off.
Bally:)
I must not have heard it whilst counting the money as I slid out the door!
(04-23-2022, 11:57 PM)Bally002 Wrote: [ -> ]You know i have a no refund policy!(04-23-2022, 11:54 PM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, sigh, I know. Never did get a refund. By the way did you get a check up at the free clinic like I advised.(04-23-2022, 11:12 PM)Bally002 Wrote: [ -> ](04-23-2022, 04:28 PM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ]Never had any complaints!
Obviously my giggling and chortling when you done me last time never rubbed off.
Bally:)
I must not have heard it whilst counting the money as I slid out the door!
Bally:)
(04-24-2022, 12:04 AM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ](04-23-2022, 11:57 PM)Bally002 Wrote: [ -> ]You know i have a no refund policy!(04-23-2022, 11:54 PM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, sigh, I know. Never did get a refund. By the way did you get a check up at the free clinic like I advised.(04-23-2022, 11:12 PM)Bally002 Wrote: [ -> ](04-23-2022, 04:28 PM)Jinmi Wrote: [ -> ]Never had any complaints!
Obviously my giggling and chortling when you done me last time never rubbed off.
Bally:)
I must not have heard it whilst counting the money as I slid out the door!
Bally:)
No clinics, im a giver
(04-23-2022, 02:30 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: [ -> ]I thought that this subject may not go over on other boards and social media, so here you go."I posted this over on ATS. The responses are hilarious. I enjoyed getting to use the word penises in the title. Actually I thought it might disappear, but it's doing good."
Quote:Exceptionalism Sagging? American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World
by Tyler Durden
Friday, Apr 22, 2022 - 11:20 PM
American exceptionalism has led US citizens to believe they're inherently different than the rest of the world. They presume they're the best in everything, but this has proven not to be the case over time. The latest example is penis size. This might be traumatizing for some American males, but the US ranks near the bottom of the list in average penis size.
According to The Sun, citing a new study, Americans have an average erect penis size of 5.35 inches and is shorter than their Ecuadorian, Haitians, French, Germany, Australian, Spanish, and even Indian counterparts. Not too far off from Japanese males at 5.34 inches.
Online pharmacy From Mars developed a new poll from 86 nations and found the US ranked 59th. The largest were Ecuadorians, coming in at a staggering 6.93-inch average erect length. The smallest was Cambodians at just 3.95 inches.
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/americ...gest-world
We are talking average sizes here. The Cambodians are dragging down the world average it seems. Plus, this report is about length with no mention of girth.
Let's not forget what the ladies have going on, there should be a comparison of average depth on the female end of things to make it a comprehensive report. Below is a link with that information. Warning. They have a graphic photo of a vagina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vaginal_size
(04-24-2022, 01:47 AM)Bigburgh Wrote: [ -> ](04-23-2022, 02:30 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: [ -> ]I thought that this subject may not go over on other boards and social media, so here you go."I posted this over on ATS. The responses are hilarious. I enjoyed getting to use the word penises in the title. Actually I thought it might disappear, but it's doing good."
Quote:Exceptionalism Sagging? American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World
by Tyler Durden
Friday, Apr 22, 2022 - 11:20 PM
American exceptionalism has led US citizens to believe they're inherently different than the rest of the world. They presume they're the best in everything, but this has proven not to be the case over time. The latest example is penis size. This might be traumatizing for some American males, but the US ranks near the bottom of the list in average penis size.
According to The Sun, citing a new study, Americans have an average erect penis size of 5.35 inches and is shorter than their Ecuadorian, Haitians, French, Germany, Australian, Spanish, and even Indian counterparts. Not too far off from Japanese males at 5.34 inches.
Online pharmacy From Mars developed a new poll from 86 nations and found the US ranked 59th. The largest were Ecuadorians, coming in at a staggering 6.93-inch average erect length. The smallest was Cambodians at just 3.95 inches.
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/americ...gest-world
We are talking average sizes here. The Cambodians are dragging down the world average it seems. Plus, this report is about length with no mention of girth.
Let's not forget what the ladies have going on, there should be a comparison of average depth on the female end of things to make it a comprehensive report. Below is a link with that information. Warning. They have a graphic photo of a vagina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vaginal_size
Yeah, sorry about that. I went a wee bit overboard on the innuendos.
Play gif below
(04-24-2022, 01:48 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: [ -> ]Bigburgh - Brotherman, I had no idea those were bouncing vaginas. I thought it was some bizarre performance art involving the Beatles Abby Road album cover, silly me. Bumped you both.