08-18-2016, 01:34 PM
Quote:The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters on submarines.
Addressing boat sailors at Groton, SUBLANT advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a Master Chief stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
