08-03-2016, 02:51 PM
Quote: A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
"I have a 45-caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the
chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out, "You need more ammo!”
