How many polite New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Both of them.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
“None, son— Don't you worry about me...I’ll just sit here in the dark…alone.”
Q: How many speech-to-text programs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: To want to hole the ball and Juan two term the latter.
Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None.... There never *was* any light bulb, don't you remember?
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!
Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change?
Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.
(09-01-2020, 10:12 AM)gordi Wrote: [ -> ]How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
“None, son— Don't you worry about me...I’ll just sit here in the dark…alone.”
Or the Irish RC mother," dont worry about me, im not long for this world"