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  Mercedes dealership.
As a retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, the salesman sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply: "Young man, you said you would hold that car until we raised the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you close the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. If I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, she didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man. "There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad. Happy Father's Day."
tinybiggrin Ha ha ha......
I have two sons.


meh
(08-18-2020, 04:09 PM)PLOTUS Wrote: [ -> ]tinybiggrin Ha ha ha......

Fortunately my daughter got my new car at cost working for Ford.... but then it wouldn't be hard for her to smile her way around.
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Wallfire

(08-18-2020, 04:17 PM)Sol Wrote: [ -> ]I have two sons.


meh
In this day and age it could still work  minusculebiggrin
(08-18-2020, 06:07 PM)Wallfire Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-18-2020, 04:17 PM)Sol Wrote: [ -> ]I have two sons.


meh
In this day and age it could still work  minusculebiggrin

Haha..you're right!! minusculebiggrin
To entertain of course....  and to remind us when we get old that "We Kicked Ass"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXMyZ929lpY
(08-19-2020, 03:14 PM)PLOTUS Wrote: [ -> ]To entertain of course....  and to remind us when we get old that "We Kicked Ass"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXMyZ929lpY

Question.

Why was this man allowed behind the wheel of a car, when it is obvious he has been off his meds for a while?
(08-18-2020, 01:27 PM)727Sky Wrote: [ -> ]
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(08-19-2020, 03:14 PM)PLOTUS Wrote: [ -> ]To entertain of course....  and to remind us when we get old that "We Kicked Ass"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXMyZ929lpY

My OFCO Driving Course would have paled in comparison.  LOL

Pretty cool how many spectators they had watching that guy roll past.  Awesome truck and phenomenal driving skills!!  Thx
(08-19-2020, 04:55 PM)Snarl Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-18-2020, 01:27 PM)727Sky Wrote: [ -> ]
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@Snarl!

To your room!

Now!

You are hopeless.  tinylaughing