03-26-2017, 02:02 PM
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*A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.*
*I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see
if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.*
*'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big
garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get
me into heaven?'*
*'NO!' the children answered.*
*'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'*
*Again, the answer was 'NO!'*
*'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband,
would that get me into heaven?'*
*Again, they all answered 'NO!'*
*I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how
can I get into heaven?'*
*A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE DEAD MISS.'*
*They're a curious group, the Irish.*