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Subject: Homeless Man
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Quote:This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed. I had a roof over my head. I had TV and internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA online.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened?  Drugs?  Alcohol?  Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I just got out of prison."
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Quote:"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I just got out of prison."


LMAO...yep, that pretty much will do it fer ya.
Get out of prison, and you lose your "benefits".

a.k.a. 'snarky412'
 
        



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