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Unwoke dark humour and cultural differences
#1
Greetings folks.

WARNING : CONTENT THAT MAY HURT CERTAIN FEELINGS.

Yep, for once I am getting off my lazy bum and creating a thread here...

As some of you aleady know, I have a fairly twisted and dark sense of humour and I am proud so...

A couple of years ago I posted on ATS a video (below) that some people (Especially Americans) found extremely out of order and tried to rip me a new anal sphincter...

Didn't work by the way as I can still sit on the bog and have a decent crap whilst reading RN3....

This is a massive planet and each culture has their own way of expressing their humour... Some people find certain humour offensive, some people find certain humour good for the heart...

I say screw feelz and just laugh at every single thing (apart from PEDO stuff and violence towards kids and ladies) that may bring a smile to your face

So with no further ado here I go (YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) :

FROM FRANCE :






JUST REMEMBER FOLKS : ITS ALL IN THE BEST POSSIBLE TASTE "Quote from Cupid Stunt" RIP Kenny Everett




ENJOY :




Have a great day and dont forget to share your crap, dark and unwoke humour here folks.

Hugs and respects as always.

Rod
I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
#2
I don't remember seeing these.  Except the song.  Know that by heart.

First one was enjoyable.  Didn't see that coming.  

I live in a bush area where my humor, at times, just goes right over the heads of the others.  I understand your meaning susphinctly.

Cheers,

Bally:)
#3
(07-06-2021, 08:33 AM)Bally002 Wrote: I don't remember seeing these.  Except the song.  Know that by heart.

First one was enjoyable.  Didn't see that coming.  

I live in a bush area where my humor, at times, just goes right over the heads of the others.  I understand your meaning susphinctly.

Cheers,

Bally:)

Share your stuff mate  tinybiggrin tinybiggrin tinybiggrin
I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
#4
(07-06-2021, 08:44 AM)Rodinus Wrote:
(07-06-2021, 08:33 AM)Bally002 Wrote: I don't remember seeing these.  Except the song.  Know that by heart.

First one was enjoyable.  Didn't see that coming.  

I live in a bush area where my humor, at times, just goes right over the heads of the others.  I understand your meaning susphinctly.

Cheers,

Bally:)

Share your stuff mate  tinybiggrin tinybiggrin tinybiggrin

Will do.  Sadly I'm one of those tragic blokes who laughs while he's telling stories.  Get blank looks and perhaps a "That's not funny, that's terribly sad."  I found some deaths funny in certain circumstances.  The sort of demises that I take a step back, roll a smoke, tilt my head and raise an eyebrow.  Like when I used to watch autopsies.  I know where the inspiration for Dr Frankenstein comes from.

But the dark humor really doesn't resonate.  I know what to expect if I die inexplicably.  Others don't want to know the facts.

Kind regards,

Bally:)
#5
(07-06-2021, 12:11 PM)Bally002 Wrote:
(07-06-2021, 08:44 AM)Rodinus Wrote:
(07-06-2021, 08:33 AM)Bally002 Wrote: I don't remember seeing these.  Except the song.  Know that by heart.

First one was enjoyable.  Didn't see that coming.  

I live in a bush area where my humor, at times, just goes right over the heads of the others.  I understand your meaning susphinctly.

Cheers,

Bally:)

Share your stuff mate  tinybiggrin tinybiggrin tinybiggrin

Will do.  Sadly I'm one of those tragic blokes who laughs while he's telling stories.  Get blank looks and perhaps a "That's not funny, that's terribly sad."  I found some deaths funny in certain circumstances.  The sort of demises that I take a step back, roll a smoke, tilt my head and raise an eyebrow.  Like when I used to watch autopsies.  I know where the inspiration for Dr Frankenstein comes from.

But the dark humor really doesn't resonate.  I know what to expect if I die inexplicably.  Others don't want to know the facts.

Kind regards,

Bally:)

If you die inexplicably I want your stuff.

But not your missus, dentures (unless they are gold) or your debts....
I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
#6
(07-06-2021, 01:13 PM)Rodinus Wrote:
(07-06-2021, 12:11 PM)Bally002 Wrote:
(07-06-2021, 08:44 AM)Rodinus Wrote:
(07-06-2021, 08:33 AM)Bally002 Wrote: I don't remember seeing these.  Except the song.  Know that by heart.

First one was enjoyable.  Didn't see that coming.  

I live in a bush area where my humor, at times, just goes right over the heads of the others.  I understand your meaning susphinctly.

Cheers,

Bally:)

Share your stuff mate  tinybiggrin tinybiggrin tinybiggrin

Will do.  Sadly I'm one of those tragic blokes who laughs while he's telling stories.  Get blank looks and perhaps a "That's not funny, that's terribly sad."  I found some deaths funny in certain circumstances.  The sort of demises that I take a step back, roll a smoke, tilt my head and raise an eyebrow.  Like when I used to watch autopsies.  I know where the inspiration for Dr Frankenstein comes from.

But the dark humor really doesn't resonate.  I know what to expect if I die inexplicably.  Others don't want to know the facts.

Kind regards,

Bally:)

If you die inexplicably I want your stuff.

But not your missus, dentures (unless they are gold) or your debts....

Crikey mate  tinybiggrin   The missus is a Gem, I don't have flamin dentures, (just missing teeth) no debt.  I have a nice shed and I collect chainsaws. You're welcome to the pub pool table and my dart board but my son has dibs on the BBQ and tractor.

Bally lol.
#7
Best I have for now. I'm sure I'll come across something more later. 

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#8
(07-06-2021, 10:13 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: Best I have for now. I'm sure I'll come across something more later. 

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Nice one Mystic (Keeping that one for the future tinyinlove )

Here is one that I forgot about... The product was my staple diet for many a year as a young lad.

ENJOY :

I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
#9
THE MALTESER WANKER...

This bloke has me in stiches everytime I see one of his vids... :




Sounds like the chap is missing out on a decent shag! (Without his Mum in the vicinity of course!)
I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
#10
(07-07-2021, 07:47 AM)Rodinus Wrote: Here is one that I forgot about... The product was my staple diet for many a year as a young lad.

ENJOY :


smallrofl
#11
(07-07-2021, 07:54 AM)Rodinus Wrote: THE MALTESER WANKER...

This bloke has me in stiches everytime I see one of his vids... :




Sounds like the chap is missing out on a decent shag! (Without his Mum in the vicinity of course!)

My mother told me about when it was just her and my brother watching t.v. during his visit, and an ad came on about Viagra. This was when it was just coming on the market. At the end it said, "If your erection lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention immediately." 
She could tell my brother was horrified and all red-faced, so she said something really funny.  Ahhh, I forget what it was now, but it was so funny, and they both broke out laughing. 
Dang it! It was what she said that made this so good, but I can't remember it now.    mediumfacepalm It was something about if it lasted four hours, they better take the woman to the hospital too, or something like that.


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