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D E F I N I T E L Y time for new Jodies.

HEY HEY, CAP-TAIN JACK
JEN WANTS US TO CIR-CLE BACK
NANCY'S FALLEN IN A TUB OF GIN
JO-JO'S WANDERED OFF AGAIN

Yore lep, yore lep, yore mi-li-tary lep

Drill Sergeant: "RECRUIT, you'd better learn to apply that make-up in less than ZERO-ONE MINUTES if you want to be a Queen Beret" ...

MAMA MAMA, YOU SHOULD SEE
WHAT DI-VER-SITY'S DONE FOR ME
I USED TO WEAR A FLANNEL SHIRT
NOW I ROCK A COTTON SKIRT

Huhn, Two, T'ree, For'

Anguished soldier: "Sergeant, those guys are trying to KILL us!  AREN'T THEY WOKE ??!!"

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
SIXTY NINE GENDERS ARE PURE GOLD
I DON'T KNOW BUT ITS BEEN SAID
ST-RAIGHT MEN ARE GONE AND DEAD

Left, Right, Left ... Left, Right, Left

For immediate press release: The Pentagon announced today that service members who achieve sexual contact with the enemy will be entitled to wear a tab on their uniforms bearing the text, in flagrante delicto.

tinysure 

No cheers on this one
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(03-13-2021, 08:23 AM)F2d5thCav Wrote: [Image: upit.jpg]

D E F I N I T E L Y time for new Jodies.

HEY HEY, CAP-TAIN JACK
JEN WANTS US TO CIR-CLE BACK
NANCY'S FALLEN IN A TUB OF GIN
JO-JO'S WANDERED OFF AGAIN

Yore lep, yore lep, yore mi-li-tary lep

Drill Sergeant: "RECRUIT, you'd better learn to apply that make-up in less than ZERO-ONE MINUTES if you want to be a Queen Beret" ...

MAMA MAMA, YOU SHOULD SEE
WHAT DI-VER-SITY'S DONE FOR ME
I USED TO WEAR A FLANNEL SHIRT
NOW I ROCK A COTTON SKIRT

Huhn, Two, T'ree, For'

Anguished soldier: "Sergeant, those guys are trying to KILL us!  AREN'T THEY WOKE ??!!"

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
SIXTY NINE GENDERS ARE PURE GOLD
I DON'T KNOW BUT ITS BEEN SAID
ST-RAIGHT MEN ARE GONE AND DEAD

Left, Right, Left ... Left, Right, Left

For immediate press release: The Pentagon announced today that service members who achieve sexual contact with the enemy will be entitled to wear a tab on their uniforms bearing the text, in flagrante delicto.

tinysure 

No cheers on this one

I have been following this.  Including Biden's announcements.  Regards to you and yours mate and understand your pain.

Won't be long and our defense force (?) will be marching and tagging along if they haven't already.

Tragic demise for your military.

Bally :)
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#3
The Soi boy philosophy is being crammed down everyone's throat from the top down. Let them keep it up as the back lash (I hope) will be something for the history books ! minusculebeercheers minusculechairshot minusculebonker
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(03-13-2021, 11:15 AM)727Sky Wrote: The Soi boy philosophy is being crammed down everyone's throat from the top down. Let them keep it up as the back lash (I hope) will be something for the history books ! minusculebeercheers minusculechairshot minusculebonker

Well, at first it eroded, then crumbled and now the collapse is about to happen.  Sad aye.  Stronger militaries and/or coalitions will be standing back ready to take advantage.

Take care.  

Kind regards,

Bally
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#5
I wasn't supposed to burst out laughing at this?   I mean, I know the situation itself isn't laughable, but man some of these are funny.
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#6
I have a friend, career military, who is putting in his retirement paperwork in the next month and a half or so. I do hope he manages to escape before he gets all woked up...

As each day passes, I thank God that I talked my own son out of joining the shit-show the military is becoming. Yeah, you read that right. I never thought those words would ever cross my yap, but there it is.

I think that if the US is to maintain a defensive capability, then it will probably have to come from private militias. That's dangerous as a cocked cannon, but it's all we have left at this point. Anyone who has the ability needs to stock up on "assault weapons", standard capacity magazines, and ammo. There is evil in the pipeline coming out of Feinstein's diseased mind, and it may get pushed through this time, given the toxic political environment encompassing DC like a black cloud. I read her ban bill last night, and found plenty many loopholes in it, but loopholes can often be worked in two directions.

Regardless of the loopholes, it can get pretty costly for them to try to take what we already have in our hands, locked and loaded.

And one lone Watchman on the Wall stands against it:





Dark days on the horizon, all the way around.

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“The nature of psychological compulsion is such that those who act under constraint remain under the impression that they are acting on their own initiative. The victim of mind-manipulation does not know that he is a victim. To him the walls of his prison are invisible, and he believes himself to be free. That he is not free is apparent only to other people.”

-Aldous Huxley

-- Got mask? Just sayin'...




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#8
Okay now i am completely lost and i mean it... Gonna make a fool out of myself with this post, but what?

Why is this not in the joke forum? Am i still asleep and this is a strange dream?

What the hell? I kindly request an explanation from someone. Anyone.

minusculewtf
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At least the Chines are not totally stupid. Take a mighty log and chip chip until there is nothing left of the once strong and straight edifice.

Biden's speech is as much the handlers/speech writers work as the figurehead himself.

Biden IMO is living proof just how far America has fallen into the socialist/communist NWO trap of "they own everything and you own nothing" to include the future children's innermost thoughts. Once they get control of the guns (first amendment is pretty much toast already) then the hammer can really be raised to strike.
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#10
You want to get me started don't you? Get me riled up. 

Here is the quickest (or not) version of my observations over too many years. 

There are Soldiers and then there are Soldier LARP-ers. The latter like the whole deal as long as it doesn't get too hard. Too challenging. Too... sweaty. Endless touchy-feely classes are just the ticket. Don't have to do any work because you are sitting in yet another feelings class. They have new tools to bludgeon everyone with else to cover up their own insecurities of being afraid of the field/deployment/PT/road marches/or anything but 4 day weekends. 

The funny part is you never see them down range doing actual Soldier stuff too much. Green Zone coffee shops are the exception. But get back stateside and there they are! They have taken over every theater or auditorium on post. They are ready to beat you up with endless power point presentations about how woke we all need to get. 

The sad part is the number of sexual assaults and Soldier disappearances only seem to rise with the more "awareness training" the military does. Almost like there is a huge disconnect between the intent and the ground truth. 

Great cadences by the way. I'll be singing them in my sleep now.  tinylaughing
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#11
Explanation: I will just drop this real Gay Bomb here ...

Gay Bomb


Quote:The "gay bomb" and "halitosis bomb" are formal names for two non-lethal psychochemical weapons that a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing. The theories involve discharging female sex pheromones over enemy forces in order to make them sexually attracted to each other. The research and notion today is largely ridiculed for the bizarre idea, as well as the non-effects of turning combatants or subjects gay.

Supporting mirror link of the above link on Gay Bombs

In 1994, The U.S. Military Actually Considered Building A “Gay Bomb”

Quote:he concept of a “gay bomb” sounds like something out of a bad science fiction movie. A bomb that would drop a mixture of chemicals on the enemy and literally make them fall in love with one another to distract them from their wartime duties seems like such an impossible, far-fetched, ludicrous plan that no one could ever possibly attempt it, right?

Personal Disclosure: And it IS possible ... here is why ...

What is the link between love and oxytocin?


Quote:Oxytocin is a hormone and a neurotransmitter that is involved in childbirth and breast-feeding. It is also associated with empathy, trust, sexual activity, and relationship-building.

Oxytocin: Facts About the 'Cuddle Hormone'

Quote:In men, as in women, oxytocin facilitates bonding. Dads who got a boost of oxytocin via a nasal spray played more closely with their 5-month-old babies than dads who didn't get the hormone zap, a 2012 study found. (There is another hormone, called vasopressin, which plays a stronger role in men.)

Brains Do It: Lust, Attraction, and Attachment

Quote:After orgasm, levels of vasopressin rise in men; levels of oxytocin rise in women. These hormones are known to cause attachment, and probably contribute to the feelings of closeness after sexual intercourse. The three emotion systems can act independently, as well.






Elon Musk on mRNA "You could turn someone into a freaking butterfly with the right DNA sequence"





Leonard Cohen - The Future Lyrics

Quote:Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned
The order of the soul

@ All The Nancy SJW Tansgender Soy Bois ...





Quote:Lieutenant J.G. Daniel Kaffe: You cant handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it you, you lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury, you have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago's death while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence while grotesque and incomprehensible, to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you talk about parties; you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty, We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something, you use them as a punch line. I have neither the time,or the inclination, to explain myself to a man, who rises and sleep under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I'd rather you just say 'thank you' and go on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!






Quote:GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!!

Ima RIP your nuts off so that you don't contaminate the rest of the world .... uh oh too late ... seems you have already lost them along without having any guts or a spine either!

@ The USA Military ... Shame! Shame!! Shame!!! You have gone soft! Good luck keeping your nation an economic and military superpower now.

[Spits! and mumbles "Bunch of pussies!"]

@ Everybody else ... The military industrial complex is just a meat grinder for cannon fodder in corporate banksta run wars for profit!

Quote:“Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.”

― Henry Kissinger





Blood Money (meaning)

Quote:Definition of blood money
1 : money obtained at the cost of another's life





War Is a Racket ... by General Smedley Butler [2 time recipient of the Medal of Honor]

Quote:War Is a Racket is a speech and a 1935 short book, by Smedley D. Butler, a retired United States Marine Corps Major General and two-time Medal of Honor recipient. Based on his career military experience, Butler discusses how business interests commercially benefit, such as war profiteering from warfare. He had been appointed commanding officer of the Gendarmerie during the United States occupation of Haiti, which lasted from 1915 to 1934.






War is just politics by other means ... politics is just economics by other means ... this is OUR  war and this OUR bank and this is OUR plan of attack! ...





Just remember what Bill Hicks said ... Its Just A Ride! ...






But also remember that knowing is just half the battle ...

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The other half is extreme violence ...






Gotta Stand Up And Fight!!!






For Your Rights!!!

Dont expect anyone least of all the military to save you! You have to save yourself and also ... join the military at your own peril ...be a warrior not a soldier.

The former fights for their own freedoms in connection with other like minded militia warriors, freedom fighters and  patriots in arms, where as the latter fights for orders given by others in conjunction with other like minded mob mercenaries for hire, state sanctioned killer thugs and armed despotic tyrants.

Choose wisely eh! minusculebeercheers
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(03-14-2021, 02:35 AM)Finspiracy Wrote: Okay now i am completely lost and i mean it... Gonna make a fool out of myself with this post, but what?

Why is this not in the joke forum? Am i still asleep and this is a strange dream?

What the hell? I kindly request an explanation from someone. Anyone.

minusculewtf

Don't worry Finn, we got your back. Have some  coffee and put on your comfy slippers...
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#13
Will "He said, She said" work ?
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#14
So here is the bitter irony of it all.

Of all American sub-cultures, the military has been among, if not the most, inclusive, for going on SEVENTY YEARS now.

Men and women.  Whites, blacks, "browns", Native Americans, Pacific Islanders, you name it.

Despite various policies, lesbians, gays, and bisexual people as well.  They were always there regardless of how open they were about their sexual orientation.

Know what?  The military made it work.  We all worked together and played together.  When we had disputes, it was about the quality of work or leadership more than anything else.  It was -not- cut along ethnic, gender, religious, or other common lines of conflict.

That's why all of this "wokeness" from the SecDef and the Biden admin is so God-damned tone-deaf.  The military is practically already an ideal socialist society.  Everyone knows, to a close degree, how much anyone else in the military earns: the pay tables are public record.  Everyone understands the requirements for promotion, career progression, and how to achieve one of the most generous retirements in the American system.  The different groups get along and work well together.  The bases have closed economic systems with one general merchandise store and one food store.  No competing firms on base.  As I said, it is VERY socialist.

So what the f*** does the admin really want from the military?  It isn't a closer approach to socialism; the military, for its own reasons, is already there.

This crap is just another divisive move.  Various groups will be prodded and provoked to feel they have been abused and exploited, and the unity of the ranks will be shattered.

No.  None of this is a joke, even if the opening post of this thread was couched in sour humor.

What amazes me is that a former commanding general of the 18th Airborne Corps is presiding over all of this bullshit.  Unreal, in many ways.

Cheers
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(03-14-2021, 03:25 PM)F2d5thCav Wrote: So here is the bitter irony of it all.

Of all American sub-cultures, the military has been among, if not the most, inclusive, for going on SEVENTY YEARS now.

Men and women.  Whites, blacks, "browns", Native Americans, Pacific Islanders, you name it.

Despite various policies, lesbians, gays, and bisexual people as well.  They were always there regardless of how open they were about their sexual orientation.

Know what?  The military made it work.  We all worked together and played together.  When we had disputes, it was about the quality of work or leadership more than anything else.  It was -not- cut along ethnic, gender, religious, or other common lines of conflict.

That's why all of this "wokeness" from the SecDef and the Biden admin is so God-damned tone-deaf.  The military is practically already an ideal socialist society.  Everyone knows, to a close degree, how much anyone else in the military earns: the pay tables are public record.  Everyone understands the requirements for promotion, career progression, and how to achieve one of the most generous retirements in the American system.  The different groups get along and work well together.  The bases have closed economic systems with one general merchandise store and one food store.  No competing firms on base.  As I said, it is VERY socialist.

So what the f*** does the admin really want from the military?  It isn't a closer approach to socialism; the military, for its own reasons, is already there.

This crap is just another divisive move.  Various groups will be prodded and provoked to feel they have been abused and exploited, and the unity of the ranks will be shattered.

No.  None of this is a joke, even if the opening post of this thread was couched in sour humor.

What amazes me is that a former commanding general of the 18th Airborne Corps is presiding over all of this bullshit.  Unreal, in many ways.

Cheers

Explanation: I am of the opinion that Lee Ermy said it best in Full Metal Jacket Movie ...

Quote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?
Recruits : [In unison in a normal speaking tone]  Sir, yes Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Bullshit, I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!
Recruits : [In unison, much louder]  SIR, YES SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?






Personal Disclosure: So I agree with what you posted above! minusculebeercheers
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(03-14-2021, 03:25 PM)F2d5thCav Wrote: So what the f*** does the admin really want from the military?  It isn't a closer approach to socialism; the military, for its own reasons, is already there.

I'm pretty sure they are after a military they can reliably turn on the people of the nation should we get too far out of line to suit them. In other words, they are not trying to turn the military socialist so much as trying to set it up so it can be turned against NON-socialists. That is the only logical reason I can think of for the "social changes" and new rules being made in the ranks, together with the political purity tests being inflicted on the troops and the concurrent witch hunts for conservative ideologies within the military, in order to discharge them from the ranks.

The last time the military encountered this sort of divisiveness was during the Vietnam War, when there was some amount of racial tension among some of the troops in Vietnam. That unrest was sparked by, and mirrored, the social unrest going on back in the world in those days.

Now, we are seeing the same thing, sort of, with social unrest from the streets spilling over into the military as well, the main difference being that now the government is encouraging it, so that they can grow a military that will support them against a pissed off population. The problem, for them, with their strategy is that the same things they are doing to bend the military to their will, to shape and mold it to their liking, are also the things that will drastically degrade it's effectiveness as a fighting force.

So they will end up with a VERY obedient and compliant armed service, but one which very easily gets it's ass kicked regularly by Boy Scout troops. It won't be as useful for the purposes they want to use it for as they think it will.

That's why I'm starting to think that local militias are the future of National Defense, same as they were back when the nation started up. A centralized national government cannot effectively project force into the hinterlands by pussifying it's only armed defense. Local commanders, by contrast, can and will avoid all the pitfalls of pussifying their troops in favor of being more effective as a fighting force, which is kinda the entire purpose of a military.

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“The nature of psychological compulsion is such that those who act under constraint remain under the impression that they are acting on their own initiative. The victim of mind-manipulation does not know that he is a victim. To him the walls of his prison are invisible, and he believes himself to be free. That he is not free is apparent only to other people.”

-Aldous Huxley

-- Got mask? Just sayin'...




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