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Sign Language
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Quote:A sign in a Shoe Repair Store in Vancouver:

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We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

 
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

 
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.

[b]On a Septic Tank Truck
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Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

[b]At an Optometrist's Office
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"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”

 
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”

[b]On another Plumber's truck
[/b]:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

[b]At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
[/b]:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”


[b]On an Electrician's truck
[/b]:
"Let us remove your shorts.”


[b]In a Non-smoking Area:
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"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

 
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”


[b]At a Car Dealership
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"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

[b]Outside a Muffler Shop:
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"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”


[b]In a Veterinarian's waiting room
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"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

[b]At the Electric Company:
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"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

[b]In a Restaurant window:
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"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

 
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

[b]At a Propane Filling Station:
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"Thank Heaven for little grills.”

[b]In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
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"Best place in town to take a leak.”


And the best one for last…

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
#2
Some of these were quite funny, also astute.

I appreciate the combination.

Great distraction also. From the... Yeah...
"Man is fully responsible for his nature and his choices."

-Jean-Paul Sartre


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