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Queen Elizabeth, what would you say to Her ?
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(10-19-2020, 01:51 PM)PLOTUS Wrote: Remember, there are no wrong answers. I knew from the first there would be Adoration to insult and everything in between. 

Now suppose I asked the same question about Nancy Pelosi ? ...lol

Okay @PLOTUS  you are getting a fast reply now. Because this is the first question that comes to my mind, that i would ask from Nancy Pelosi, and the only one there is.

Nancy Pelosi, sorry if this sounds bad or something, but could you please leave from my vicinity?
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(10-19-2020, 12:04 PM)hutch622 Wrote: Hmmm . I would say sorry my sister knocked your son arse up ( prince charles ) Never heard about through the media did you . Yes she actually did .
OK quick version  . Royal Edinburgh show ( i think ) Sister a BIL were guests ( he was at the time president of the wiltshire sheep association ) Anyways shes busting for a piss and takes off at this passage gets to the corner at the same time as him coming from the opposite direction and knocked him ass over tit . She gets hauled up by his bodyguards as she apologizing and sees who it is . Then goes on to say , oh shit its you , gotta go before i piss myself and he just laughed and nodded to the guards who let her go .  A little later when meeting semi officially he asked her if she made it in time to which she replied yes while trying to disappear from the face of the earth  . Shes an aussie btw not that that matters of course . By her and bils account he seemed to be quite ok with it , guess he was happy she didnt have a knife or something . Lots more to the story of course but that the readers digest version .
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(10-20-2020, 12:10 AM)hutch622 Wrote:
(10-19-2020, 12:04 PM)hutch622 Wrote: Hmmm . I would say sorry my sister knocked your son arse up ( prince charles ) Never heard about through the media did you . Yes she actually did .
OK quick version  . Royal Edinburgh show ( i think ) Sister a BIL were guests ( he was at the time president of the wiltshire sheep association ) Anyways shes busting for a piss and takes off at this passage gets to the corner at the same time as him coming from the opposite direction and knocked him ass over tit . She gets hauled up by his bodyguards as she apologizing and sees who it is . Then goes on to say , oh shit its you , gotta go before i piss myself and he just laughed and nodded to the guards who let her go .  A little later when meeting semi officially he asked her if she made it in time to which she replied yes while trying to disappear from the face of the earth  . Shes an aussie btw not that that matters of course . By her and bils account he seemed to be quite ok with it , guess he was happy she didnt have a knife or something . Lots more to the story of course but that the readers digest version .

Lol....lost in translation. Here across the pond in the colonies the expression "knocked up" carries an entirely different connotation. Our colloquialism is a tad more bawdy.
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(10-20-2020, 12:10 AM)hutch622 Wrote:
(10-19-2020, 12:04 PM)hutch622 Wrote: Hmmm . I would say sorry my sister knocked your son arse up ( prince charles ) Never heard about through the media did you . Yes she actually did .
OK quick version  . Royal Edinburgh show ( i think ) Sister a BIL were guests ( he was at the time president of the wiltshire sheep association ) Anyways shes busting for a piss and takes off at this passage gets to the corner at the same time as him coming from the opposite direction and knocked him ass over tit . She gets hauled up by his bodyguards as she apologizing and sees who it is . Then goes on to say , oh shit its you , gotta go before i piss myself and he just laughed and nodded to the guards who let her go .  A little later when meeting semi officially he asked her if she made it in time to which she replied yes while trying to disappear from the face of the earth  . Shes an aussie btw not that that matters of course . By her and bils account he seemed to be quite ok with it , guess he was happy she didnt have a knife or something . Lots more to the story of course but that the readers digest version .

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Now that is a story to tell, right there minusculeclap 

Thanks for making it clear to us. Quite cool, actually!
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(10-20-2020, 12:24 AM)Antisthenes Wrote:
(10-20-2020, 12:10 AM)hutch622 Wrote:
(10-19-2020, 12:04 PM)hutch622 Wrote: Hmmm . I would say sorry my sister knocked your son arse up ( prince charles ) Never heard about through the media did you . Yes she actually did .
OK quick version  . Royal Edinburgh show ( i think ) Sister a BIL were guests ( he was at the time president of the wiltshire sheep association ) Anyways shes busting for a piss and takes off at this passage gets to the corner at the same time as him coming from the opposite direction and knocked him ass over tit . She gets hauled up by his bodyguards as she apologizing and sees who it is . Then goes on to say , oh shit its you , gotta go before i piss myself and he just laughed and nodded to the guards who let her go .  A little later when meeting semi officially he asked her if she made it in time to which she replied yes while trying to disappear from the face of the earth  . Shes an aussie btw not that that matters of course . By her and bils account he seemed to be quite ok with it , guess he was happy she didnt have a knife or something . Lots more to the story of course but that the readers digest version .

Lol....lost in translation. Here across the pond in the colonies the expression "knocked up" carries an entirely different connotation. Our colloquialism is a tad more bawdy.

Good! Good!

So i was not the only one who was confused. I felt really stupid yesterday, when i tried to explain to myself what does "my sister knocked your son arse up " mean, because my idea of -to knock up- is -to make a woman pregnant-
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(10-20-2020, 12:10 AM)hutch622 Wrote:
(10-19-2020, 12:04 PM)hutch622 Wrote: Hmmm . I would say sorry my sister knocked your son arse up ( prince charles ) Never heard about through the media did you . Yes she actually did .
OK quick version  . Royal Edinburgh show ( i think ) Sister a BIL were guests ( he was at the time president of the wiltshire sheep association ) Anyways shes busting for a piss and takes off at this passage gets to the corner at the same time as him coming from the opposite direction and knocked him ass over tit . She gets hauled up by his bodyguards as she apologizing and sees who it is . Then goes on to say , oh shit its you , gotta go before i piss myself and he just laughed and nodded to the guards who let her go .  A little later when meeting semi officially he asked her if she made it in time to which she replied yes while trying to disappear from the face of the earth  . Shes an aussie btw not that that matters of course . By her and bils account he seemed to be quite ok with it , guess he was happy she didnt have a knife or something . Lots more to the story of course but that the readers digest version .
Yes im from the colonies as well . I can see where a little confusion might occur . Perhaps i should have saiid knocked him arse over tit as in my reply . Thongs and thongs eh .
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Good answers.... uh, well now 
I know who I wouldn't want my daughter dating...lol.
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(10-20-2020, 12:46 AM)hutch622 Wrote:
(10-20-2020, 12:10 AM)hutch622 Wrote:
(10-19-2020, 12:04 PM)hutch622 Wrote: Hmmm . I would say sorry my sister knocked your son arse up ( prince charles ) Never heard about through the media did you . Yes she actually did .
OK quick version  . Royal Edinburgh show ( i think ) Sister a BIL were guests ( he was at the time president of the wiltshire sheep association ) Anyways shes busting for a piss and takes off at this passage gets to the corner at the same time as him coming from the opposite direction and knocked him ass over tit . She gets hauled up by his bodyguards as she apologizing and sees who it is . Then goes on to say , oh shit its you , gotta go before i piss myself and he just laughed and nodded to the guards who let her go .  A little later when meeting semi officially he asked her if she made it in time to which she replied yes while trying to disappear from the face of the earth  . Shes an aussie btw not that that matters of course . By her and bils account he seemed to be quite ok with it , guess he was happy she didnt have a knife or something . Lots more to the story of course but that the readers digest version .
Yes im from the colonies as well . I can see where a little confusion might occur . Perhaps i should have saiid knocked him arse over tit as in my reply . Thongs and thongs eh .

Great story mate. "She pissed him off like a pube on the proverbial pommy porcelain" as we say.

Kind regards,

Bally:)
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(10-19-2020, 01:59 PM)Finspiracy Wrote:
(10-19-2020, 01:51 PM)PLOTUS Wrote: Remember, there are no wrong answers. I knew from the first there would be Adoration to insult and everything in between. 

Now suppose I asked the same question about Nancy Pelosi ? ...lol

Okay @PLOTUS  you are getting a fast reply now. Because this is the first question that comes to my mind, that i would ask from Nancy Pelosi, and the only one there is.

Nancy Pelosi, sorry if this sounds bad or something, but could you please leave from my vicinity?

Now i have had more time to think this and i regret now. I don't want to say that. I would say nothing, and leave from her vicinity.
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(10-19-2020, 01:51 PM)PLOTUS Wrote: Remember, there are no wrong answers. I knew from the first there would be Adoration to insult and everything in between. 

Now suppose I asked the same question about Nancy Pelosi ? ...lol


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