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Wife: "Did I get fat during the quarantine"?
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Wife: "Did I get fat during the quarantine "? 
Husband: "You were never really skinny."


Time of Death: May 3, 2020 9:52 pm 
Cause of Death: Corona virus
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smallrofl

Seriously though, I gained hard ... If there is a second lock down am done!

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(09-16-2020, 12:25 PM)Moonmagic Wrote: smallrofl

Seriously though, I gained hard ... If there is a second lock down am done!

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I can't say I gained.  Fat weighs less than muscle unfortunately.  No pictures for @kdog.

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(09-16-2020, 12:31 PM)Snarl Wrote:
(09-16-2020, 12:25 PM)Moonmagic Wrote: smallrofl

Seriously though, I gained hard ... If there is a second lock down am done!

smallcrackingup

I can't say I gained.  Fat weighs less than muscle unfortunately.  No pictures for @kdog.

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I got you @Snarl ... took this while you weren't looking

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- Epictetus

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- Epictetus






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Kitten : "Wow did I love the free roam of the house during the lockdown period and especially roaming all round the kitchen bar with my shitty smelly little kitten paws pinching food when I can"

Rod to Mrs Rod : Where is the cat?

Mrs Rod to Rod : Why is our Belgium Mali licking his lips?

Rod to Mrs Rod : "Dunno, strange innit!?"

*Pats Mali on the head and gives him another kitten leg*
I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
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(09-16-2020, 05:09 AM)727Sky Wrote: Wife: "Did I get fat during the quarantine "? 
Husband: "You were never really skinny."


Time of Death: May 3, 2020 9:52 pm 
Cause of Death: Corona virus

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I lost fat but gained a beer gut. Winter is coming and I need to keep my baby warm.
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