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The "...To Change A Lightbulb" Thread
#21
How many polite New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?




Both of them.
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#22
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?


“None, son— Don't you worry about me...I’ll just sit here in the dark…alone.”
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#23
Q: How many speech-to-text programs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: To want to hole the ball and Juan two term the latter.
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#24
Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None.... There never *was* any light bulb, don't you remember?
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#25
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


A: That's not funny!
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#26
Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?
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#27
Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.
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#28
(09-01-2020, 10:12 AM)gordi Wrote: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?


“None, son— Don't you worry about me...I’ll just sit here in the dark…alone.”

Or the Irish RC mother," dont worry about me, im not long for this world"


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