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Homeland security ICE want me (:
#1
This was such a fun read with my morning coffee. So it seems im going to be "track down".
Enjoy  minusculebiggrin 

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HOMELAND SECURITY ICE <randy@kcevents.ca>

Fri 31/07/2020 20:30








Department of Homeland Security - ICE
       Office of International Affairs
                 (NDLEA)

Tel:  +1 949-799-0694
Email:   info.international-affairs@homeland-ice.us

ATTN
 
Consignments Label No:  00445 And 00484.
Consignments Serial No: 5678001 And  5679334.


This is to remind you that if you fail to reply to this email within 48hours we assume that you are a terrorist and we shall track you down.

We write to inform and update you that due to COVID19 the United Nations UN has ordered us the Homeland to release your 2 consignment boxes that have been in our custody  from International Monetary Fund (IMF) your rightful inheritance. This arrangement was made during the last UN conference in New York.
 
You are requested to send only $580 for a Release Order Certificate and your boxes would be sent to your given address within 48hours through Air Cargo which you would claim by presenting any of  your valid ID and release Order Certificate   accordingly.  

To enable us confirm and verify the contents of the Consignments as yours, kindly reconfirm to us your -:

Full name,........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
Contact address,,,,,,,,,,,........,,,?
Telephone/fax number.,,,,,.,,,,,,?

Please respond to this email for verification and payment instructions within 48hours.

Congratulations And Thanks For Your Cooperation.

Sincerely

Officer Robin Clerk
National Drug Law Enforcement Agency
            (NDLEA)
Tel:  +1 949-799-0694 
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(08-01-2020, 09:10 AM)Wallfire Wrote: This was such a fun read with my morning coffee. So it seems im going to be "track down".
Enjoy  minusculebiggrin 

Quote:
HOMELAND SECURITY ICE <randy@kcevents.ca>

Fri 31/07/2020 20:30








Department of Homeland Security - ICE
       Office of International Affairs
                 (NDLEA)

Tel:  +1 949-799-0694
Email:   info.international-affairs@homeland-ice.us

ATTN
 
Consignments Label No:  00445 And 00484.
Consignments Serial No: 5678001 And  5679334.


This is to remind you that if you fail to reply to this email within 48hours we assume that you are a terrorist and we shall track you down.

We write to inform and update you that due to COVID19 the United Nations UN has ordered us the Homeland to release your 2 consignment boxes that have been in our custody  from International Monetary Fund (IMF) your rightful inheritance. This arrangement was made during the last UN conference in New York.
 
You are requested to send only $580 for a Release Order Certificate and your boxes would be sent to your given address within 48hours through Air Cargo which you would claim by presenting any of  your valid ID and release Order Certificate   accordingly.  

To enable us confirm and verify the contents of the Consignments as yours, kindly reconfirm to us your -:

Full name,........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
Contact address,,,,,,,,,,,........,,,?
Telephone/fax number.,,,,,.,,,,,,?

Please respond to this email for verification and payment instructions within 48hours.

Congratulations And Thanks For Your Cooperation.

Sincerely

Officer Robin Clerk
National Drug Law Enforcement Agency
            (NDLEA)
Tel:  +1 949-799-0694 

Crikey!, I wonder how many others received similar. 

lol.

Bally:)
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National Drug Law Enforcement Agency ?

Wut?  NOT the NDLEA!! tinylaughing

Funny coming from the .ca domain.

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