Here are my man boobs...

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Thought the thread title might get you but nope...

I will post pics of Beez's tits in another thread as I downloaded everything he ever wrote on ATS.

After spending the morning strimming in front of the house and getting covered in cat shit, after a shower I thought now is the appropriate time to introduce myself... Animal shit attracts itself to me : See the Pig Poo thread over at ATS that I can no longer find over there.

Anyways : First of all I would like to thank Snarl for inviting me here and also the rest of you rogues for welcoming me...

I have that warm fuzzy feeling in seeing so many well respected and long missed names here and I am looking forward to contributing to making this site greater that great...

Anyways... Enough of that bum licking crap and here is a little about myself :

Youngish muscular sporty bloke (early 50s) with a great body looking for a partner who is not afraid of being tied up and stuff... (Shit wrong forum!)

Seriously... Early 50s, Brit bloke who buggered off over here to France about 30 years ago and never regretted it.

originally from the posh part of Yorkshire in the 80s (Harrogate) with Scots and Irish blood too... I am a bastard but well proud of my Yorkshire origins : https://www.google.com/search?q=Yorkshir...80&bih=557

I have been with the same young French lady for over 30 years and as long as she lets me tie her to our St Andrews cross we are ok with that... Family in-law also have a vineyard... Best of both worlds n'est pas?

Ex military to HM services with a veterinary science background and I am now a consulting hypnotherapist (master practitioner in Ericksonien hypnose) with my own cabinet and also a Reiki practitioner (Level 3).

I have a sick and twisted sense of humour that sometimes get me into trouble but I will try my best to behave myself here.

Over a 15 year period I was a lurker, then a member (Rodinus) then banned for disagreeing with SO's son about the way he wanted to change ATS...

I was also for a time one of the members of the ATS show "OUT OF THE BOX" and then was admin and moderator for a couple of other sites under another name.

I have my own website but only for professional purposes and there is no fucking way I am going to mention my website on an open forum...

I currently moderate another French/English site over here in France for Brits that are having difficulties relocating over here.

HOBBIES :

• Gardening in Las Vegas (Not that I have ever been there... honest!)
  

• Collecting spades and rusty ball hammers
  

• Creative arts such as making pig masks n stuff
  

• Not being one of the 3 or 4 idiots
  

ON A SERIOUS NOTE :

• Doing nothing but just enjoying every single days that arrives.
  

There you go fellow rogues... A little about me and please do not hesitate to ask questions.

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Ps. If I Fucked up in creating this post then sorry, I will do better next time... Now... Fuck off my lawn!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2k6qwc7v-A

Hello B
I knew you were still alive and kicking out here somewhere!