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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day!
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It’s a 10 minute walk from my house to the pub,
but a 30 minute walk back from the same pub.
The difference is simply staggering !

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My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”,

lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

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I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.

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When Earl Tupper (inventor of Tupperware) died,
his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.

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The USA should ban grated cheese,
that would make America grate again!

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It's so annoying when people get their sayings wrong. 

After all, it's not exactly rocket salad!


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I bought a dog from our local blacksmiths,
as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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My Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army,
he used to go in all buns glazing.

NEXT? LOL
tinybighuh Being Rogue is WEIRD, But I LIKE IT!tinyfunny 
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Love it  tinybiggrin
WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH, THE EU IS FATHER AND MOTHER
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I'm sat alone upstairs on my ancient computer making banners.
And giggling!!! Fantastic!!!

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smallrofl OKay, Okay, Okay,,,, I Give Up,,,, "comeon,,,, stop laughing,,, my sides hurt"  smallrofl
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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