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Well he made my day !!
#1
I usually get emails from Prince Ugumba telling me he needs my bank account number so he can deposit money into my account so imagine my surprise when I received this from Clint Eastwood!!
 
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If you realize each day is a gift, you may be near my age. As I enjoy my twilight years, I am often struck by the inevitability that the party must end. There will come a clear, cold morning when there isn't any "more." No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat.

It seems to me that one of the important things to do before that morning comes, is to let everyone of your family and friends know that you care for them by finding simple ways to let them know your heartfelt beliefs and the guiding principles of your life so they can always say, "He was my friend, and I know where he stood."

 
So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow, please know this: 
I voted against that incompetent, lying, insincere, narcissistic, double-talking, socialist hypocrite, and fiscally irresponsible moron who spent eight years in the White House 
trying to destroy our Military, our Homeland Security Department, our Treasury Department, our Justice Department, and turn our wonderful country into a Muslim loving, socialist shit hole like the one he came from, and I don't mean Hawaii!
 

One more thing, participating in a gun buy-back program, because you think criminals have too many guns, is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

Regards, Clint
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#2
and then there was this from a Lady in Florida !
Quote:LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA - ONLY US CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS
NEED APPLY

"Lemon Pickers Needed" - ad in the newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to
apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but
seemed far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a
master's degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a
school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you
are well educated, and have an impressive resume

"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in
picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said...

"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for
Obama, and once for Hillary."

She started work yesterday with a bonus.
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#3
smallgreenklatsch smallgreenklatsch smallrofl smallcrackingup  For BOTH of them!


We need more, Sky!
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#4
I approve these messages.     tinylaughing   minusculeclap
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#5
I have to agree with @BIAD  and @Mystic Wanderer 
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Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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